Hilarious new hashtag is born: Be my #avlvalentine on Twitter

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Larry Halstead is a tech nerd with an affinity for arts & sports. Reppin' the hard streets of South Asheville for almost 15 years. He's made this city home and has vowed to never stop fighting to keep it as weird & unique as possible.

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Be my #avlvalentine

Much more goodness found on Twitter, hashtag #avlvalentine

Storified by · Thu, Feb 14 2013 12:59:16

Girl, Cupid just hit my ass with a acupuncture needle. #avlvalentineFred Schuldt
You are the almond milk in my iced coffee #avlvalentineChoots Burns
Let’s intertwine our dreads tonight #avlvalentinewhatshouldavlcallme
@wsavlcallme I want to go to your topless rally #avlvalentineJeremias
This debate about fair trade is the best foreplay I ever had #avlvalentinewhatshouldavlcallme
#avlvalentine I love you almost as much as my dog on a rope.PM me for tips
I want you in my cesspool of sin #avlvalentineErin Bean Kenyon
I got you these gluten-free, dye-free candy hearts sweetened with agave nectar. #avlvalentineFred Schuldt
The ironic way you wear suspenders makes me want to whip you with them #avlvalentinewhatshouldavlcallme
I wanna fertilize your free range organic eggs. #avlvalentineFred Schuldt

I grabbed some more. Search Twitter for #avlvalentine to see them all:

You can have my Broadways if I can have your Tiger Mountain. #avlvalentine

I love how you don’t wash your beard so it smells like me #avlvalentine

I want you in my cesspool of sin #avlvalentine

I want to go to Bent Creek so we can park and you can Greens Lick my Stoney Knob.

Let’s dance all night to Dubstep and then not shower together #avlvalentine

I’ll only check boating beta when you’re not looking dear. Because I respect you.

I’ll steal your heart faster than you can spell Moffitt.

You got me trustin this love more than a trustafarian #avlvalentine

Let’s go to Helen’s Bridge – if she doesn’t come, maybe we can #avlvalentine

love you almost as much as my dog on a rope.

I bought this lingerie at the big Goodwill #avlvalentine

I love how you don’t wash your beard so it smells like me #avlvalentine

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Lurphy DePalma

Larry Halstead is a tech nerd with an affinity for arts & sports. Reppin' the hard streets of South Asheville for almost 15 years. He's made this city home and has vowed to never stop fighting to keep it as weird & unique as possible.

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