Jason Sandford
Jason Sandford is a reporter, writer, blogger and photographer interested in all things Asheville.
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Be my #avlvalentine
Much more goodness found on Twitter, hashtag #avlvalentine
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Girl, Cupid just hit my ass with a acupuncture needle. #avlvalentineFred Schuldt
You are the almond milk in my iced coffee #avlvalentineChoots Burns
Let’s intertwine our dreads tonight #avlvalentinewhatshouldavlcallme
@wsavlcallme I want to go to your topless rally #avlvalentineJeremias
This debate about fair trade is the best foreplay I ever had #avlvalentinewhatshouldavlcallme
#avlvalentine I love you almost as much as my dog on a rope.PM me for tips
I want you in my cesspool of sin #avlvalentineErin Bean Kenyon
I got you these gluten-free, dye-free candy hearts sweetened with agave nectar. #avlvalentineFred Schuldt
The ironic way you wear suspenders makes me want to whip you with them #avlvalentinewhatshouldavlcallme
I wanna fertilize your free range organic eggs. #avlvalentineFred Schuldt
I grabbed some more. Search Twitter for #avlvalentine to see them all:
You can have my Broadways if I can have your Tiger Mountain. #avlvalentine
I love how you don’t wash your beard so it smells like me #avlvalentine
I want you in my cesspool of sin #avlvalentine
I want to go to Bent Creek so we can park and you can Greens Lick my Stoney Knob.
Let’s dance all night to Dubstep and then not shower together #avlvalentine
I’ll only check boating beta when you’re not looking dear. Because I respect you.
I’ll steal your heart faster than you can spell Moffitt.
You got me trustin this love more than a trustafarian #avlvalentine
Let’s go to Helen’s Bridge – if she doesn’t come, maybe we can #avlvalentine
love you almost as much as my dog on a rope.
I bought this lingerie at the big Goodwill #avlvalentine
I love how you don’t wash your beard so it smells like me #avlvalentine