Jason Sandford
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Neuticle news update
Master Rick Sciara, his boyfriend and his lover were in court on Thursday to settle the charges against them – castration without malice and maiming without malice.
Master Rick and his crew reportedly chopped the nads off seven or eight men who willingly signed up for the surgery. Cops know because it was videotaped and they have seen the tapes. They know because they found a “castration dungeon.” They know because they found frozen testicles. They know because they found shock paddles (reportedly embossed with the initials “J.B.”, for John Boyle.)
Two of the castration crew walked out of court after cutting plea agreements that gave them time served. They’ll have to remain under house arrest. Master Rick, who also reached a plea agreement, will have to stay in jail a few more weeks, then remain under house arrest for several months.
WLOSer Carolyn Ryan went out to the castration dungeon house, which is now a pile of rubble. She talked to the landlord, who said he was embarrassed by the whole story and said it was all sick. He said he wouldn’t ask anyone to live in the house.
As Carolyn picked through the rubble, she let out an audible gasp as she spotted some latex gloves and some crumpled up gay porn.
Deputy shot
A Buncombe County deputy was hit with birdshot Thursday after a standoff with a man with a shotgun, WLOSers said. The man shot at his wife, then shot at police who had gathered outside his Bear Creek Road home in Leicester. The deputy wasn’t seriously injured, and the cops eventually talked the drunken shooter out of the home.
The wounded deputy even worked a two-car wreck on Leicester Highway about an hour later. A couple of people were hurt.
In other news…
WLOSers said Henderson County deputies will check all 87 registered sex offenderes this weekend to make sure they live where they say they do. WLOSers said on Friday that they checked all 14 sex offenders. They didn’t explain the difference in numbers they were reporting… Somebody hit a school bus in Canton… Developer Kent Smith withdrew his plans to build homes in a part of Mills River that is surrounded by the Pisgah National Forest. Conservation groups like Trout Unlimited opposed him.
