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Madison Barbie

Jason Sandford February 8, 2007
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Jason Sandford is a reporter, writer, blogger and photographer interested in all things Asheville.

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This pale model comes dressed in her own Wrangler jeans two sizes too small, a NASCAR T-shirt and tweety bird tattoo on her shoulder. She has a six-pack of Bud light and a Hank Williams Jr. CD set. She can spit over five feet and kick mullet-haired Ken’s butt when she is drunk. Purchase her pickup truck separately and get a Confederate flag bumper sticker absolutely free.

Jason Sandford

Jason Sandford is a reporter, writer, blogger and photographer interested in all things Asheville.

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4 Comments

  1. L*Rich February 17, 2007

    Hey now! I wear NASCAR t-shirts!!! Just not in public …

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  2. asheville chick February 10, 2007

    omg– i swear i used to work with that chick.

    nancy– is that you?????

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  3. Fitz February 9, 2007

    How about a redneck trailer park Barbie Doll for Fletcher?

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  4. Peaches February 8, 2007

    Where’s the goat that her boyfriend ass rapes when she ain’t puttin’ out?

    Reply

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