Two peanuts…

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   alaina December 9, 2006

   ummmm… is A to the P a Professional Ass er what? His cranky comments are tiresome at best! damn, I’m glad I realized it wasn’t you, Ash, that made the remark a few weeks back about bashing my skull in if he spotted me on his lawn. i assumed that ‘A to the P’ meant ‘Ash to the Peach’. my feelings were hurt cause I thought that you lurved me. whew!

   A to the P – get a life. or an attitude adjustment. you are so BAH HUMBUG it is unreal.

   if you need a hug, email me. you know where my bloggie is.

   kisses,
   alaina lynne

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   Catnap December 9, 2006

   A to the P, chill. The big problem with this joke is they spelled it out. It’s an oral joke. It should only be told out loud.
   I have a huge argument going with a friend of mine that tells me that my daughter is telling a joke wrong.
   She says, "My dog doesn’t have a nose."
   "No nose?" I say, "how does he smell?"
   "He stinks!" she screams and runs from the room laughing like a laughing 6-year-old running and screaming from a room.
   "the punch line is," my adult friend angrily tells me, "’awful’ not ‘he stinks’ that doesn’t make any sense."
   It’s a joke dude and at least one person is laughing and one person is angry over some technicality – mission accomplished.
   On a related note: The 6-year-old’s lastest gut buster is – "you’re a dumbhead" ha ha ha.
   I am sure if she spelled it out she would get the "you’re" wrong. I would still laugh because she is, in my mind, a comic savant with no equal.

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   A to the P December 8, 2006

   THEY GOT THE DAMN JOKE WRONG. There joke makes no damn sense. The right way to tell that joke is:

   Two peanuts are walking down a road an one was a salted.

   See…see how that actually makes sense!!! Stupid Mechanics!!

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   L*Rich December 8, 2006

   Chris and I saw this on the way to Starbucks (*gasp*! YES I go there!!) and I couldn’t stop giggling at the sign. I’m so dumb.

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