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If Sarah Palin was your momma, what would she name you?

Jason Sandford September 15, 2008

Jason Sandford

Jason Sandford is a reporter, writer, blogger and photographer interested in all things Asheville.

Veep nominee Sarah Palin has children named Bristol, Willow, Track and Trig Paxson Van Palin or some craziness like that. What is it with politicians and crazily named kids? Heath Shuler’s kids are Navy and Island, for goodness sake’s.

Anyway, here is the Sarah Palin name generator. What’s yours? She would name me Churn Scorpion Palin.

Thanks to An Inch an Hour for finding this!

Jason Sandford

Jason Sandford is a reporter, writer, blogger and photographer interested in all things Asheville.

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7 Comments

B Smart September 21, 2008

Gripper Carom Palin

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Mary September 17, 2008

Darnet Palin

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big g September 16, 2008

I am now — wait for it — Snowshoe Man Palin.

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yocat September 15, 2008

Mine is Ammo Canal Palin. And I thought my real name was messed up:)

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Arwen September 15, 2008

My name would be Puck Mule Palin. I think I like Arwen Elizabeth more….

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Lightnin September 15, 2008

Seam Maurader Palin.

How true. How true. The seam is my natural enemy.

=White Lightnin’=

PS- I will name my first born Darth Vegas. Giggle.

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Jeremy September 15, 2008

I’d be Flack Gobbler Palin.

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