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So, who were ya bashing and why?
Peachy,
Once again, e-mail is best for this kind of planning. Tuesday night looks good, though.
As I’m typing this, my kids are watching Pokemon in the background. The top Pokemon trainer is named Ash Ketchum, and every time someone in the movies says, "Hey, Ash," I get kind of weirded out.
Ashers – please take the bash-fest down.. thanks.
EM – meant to say earlier… yes, tell me when on Tues. – I am there. Even if it involves midday cocktailing. Speshlers if it involves gin…
BTW, Peaches, DUMBASH is brilliant. I’m looking forward to using that one. Thank you.
Peach,
Why the obsession with meeting Ash? Pinky promise he’d say "hi" if he saw you. He works long hours and isn’t out and about as much as you might think.
Also, he’s a guy, so, even though he’s seen photos of your cute mug, he might not recognize you on the street. You’d have to like get in his face and say "It is I!" Not that he doesn’t notice cute young thangs, he does. Just not necessarily their faces.
Tuesday night might work. Lemme check with the fam. Otherwise, I can lunch any day except Wed.
Do e-mail me, though, so we can communicate without announcing our intentions to the entire blogo. I do tend to attract the occasional stalker.
Happy weekend!
Cajona-less Ash – Why the hell do you (inconsistently) refer to yourself as ‘we’? Do we need to discuss MPD? Drives me batty… such a non-committal pronoun for a singular being. Just sayin’…
EM – So sorry I never emailed today after all. I was split into a million pieces all over town & Sylva. Juggling all kinds of balls. (Don’t run with that last line – I know how you are, you slutty deb, you.)
EM 2 – Regarding your question, I just wanna see Ash’s damn face so I can get over all of these ‘knowing glances’ I keep thinking I’m getting from boyz on Lex Ave (paranoid). I can go back to ignoring them when I know which is his. And then I can ignore his too. Bastard.
EM 3 – I know who has the BEST ‘ritas in town. How’s Tuesday eve for you??
DUMBASH – I will not blog you back EVER AGAIN until I see your ugly face. Have I made missef clear?
You saw me today & yet…
-crickets-
Maybe I’ll see you in December. Er, 2008.
This is starting to become dumb.
DUMB.
Does Virgo = Reclusive Blogger/Street Stalker?
Hell, you know where I work – swing by & say hello to a sista.
Damn.
I will not take pics of you & blow your cover. I will tell the folks at my office that you are visiting from ‘the home’ & leave it at that.
Quit being such a puss already.
Happy Friday, Ashers.
additionally, methinks you might be a meanderthal… you street walk more than any loose woman should
How ’bout you heave up the cajones & peel back the mask you big dummy. I’ve spent a whole damn week having these awkward non-verbal exhanges with dudes on the street.
"Is it you Ashvegas?"
"Oh, are you just some dude checkin’ me out?"
"Am I just flattering misself?"
"Is he staring cause there’s something in my teeth?"
So, if YOU SEE ME…
since YOU know what I look like…
go ahead AND FRACKIN’ SAY HELLO ALREADY.
I am paranoid by the potential ‘sidewalk stalker’ that is you.
BTW, the hair color is new – so keep that in mind…
What do you want to know about Ash, AL?
I’ll give you all the dish ‘n dirt over lunch or, preferably, margaritas.
nopes. not there.
conga-rats on the new pick up!
Ashvegas going back to regularly scheduled programming.
do your round town re-con. we’re out and about.
silence = yes
i am no dummy.
don’t worry, i have done no ’round town recon’ on you. i have pulled nary a single string. not one. re: "It Ain’t Easy Being Green" EnviroJon – don’t believe everything you hear. i really am a mean person.
as for you – i will graciously let you hide in that little rabbit hole of yours as long as you wanna remain all ‘virgo & shiznit’ down in there. hope you have a big warm, old blankie – it’s chiznilly this morning.
as for me: riding to pick up my new ride. her name is Sylvia. she’s a rawkin’ babe.
btw, this tag is mos def CHOICE. apparently you know this town like the back of your arse…
EM is still longlingly awaiting the regularly scheduled program (WLOSer news)… you totally missed the drunken bear. it was a good one. guess that’s what happens when you & Alice are rearranging toadstools down in that hole of yours. (cheshire cat grin)
see ya – wouldn’t wanna be ya.
not really… it’s just a funny/bitchy things to say. try it on someone you loathe today. ALD would love to say that to one individual in particular right. about. now. rhymes with orange.
answer me dammit – were you at Jon’s last Friday nite er what?!?!