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Jason Sandford

Jason Sandford is a reporter, writer, blogger and photographer interested in all things Asheville.

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Jason Sandford

Jason Sandford is a reporter, writer, blogger and photographer interested in all things Asheville.

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14 Comments

  1. Edgy Mama October 7, 2006

    So, who were ya bashing and why?

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  2. Edgy Mama October 7, 2006

    Peachy,
    Once again, e-mail is best for this kind of planning. Tuesday night looks good, though.

    As I’m typing this, my kids are watching Pokemon in the background. The top Pokemon trainer is named Ash Ketchum, and every time someone in the movies says, "Hey, Ash," I get kind of weirded out.

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  3. my conscience won October 7, 2006

    Ashers – please take the bash-fest down.. thanks.

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  4. still in the oriface October 7, 2006

    EM – meant to say earlier… yes, tell me when on Tues. – I am there. Even if it involves midday cocktailing. Speshlers if it involves gin…

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  5. Edgy Mama October 6, 2006

    BTW, Peaches, DUMBASH is brilliant. I’m looking forward to using that one. Thank you.

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  6. Edgy Mama October 6, 2006

    Peach,

    Why the obsession with meeting Ash? Pinky promise he’d say "hi" if he saw you. He works long hours and isn’t out and about as much as you might think.

    Also, he’s a guy, so, even though he’s seen photos of your cute mug, he might not recognize you on the street. You’d have to like get in his face and say "It is I!" Not that he doesn’t notice cute young thangs, he does. Just not necessarily their faces.

    Tuesday night might work. Lemme check with the fam. Otherwise, I can lunch any day except Wed.

    Do e-mail me, though, so we can communicate without announcing our intentions to the entire blogo. I do tend to attract the occasional stalker.

    Happy weekend!

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  7. additionally... October 6, 2006

    Cajona-less Ash – Why the hell do you (inconsistently) refer to yourself as ‘we’? Do we need to discuss MPD? Drives me batty… such a non-committal pronoun for a singular being. Just sayin’…

    EM – So sorry I never emailed today after all. I was split into a million pieces all over town & Sylva. Juggling all kinds of balls. (Don’t run with that last line – I know how you are, you slutty deb, you.)

    EM 2 – Regarding your question, I just wanna see Ash’s damn face so I can get over all of these ‘knowing glances’ I keep thinking I’m getting from boyz on Lex Ave (paranoid). I can go back to ignoring them when I know which is his. And then I can ignore his too. Bastard.

    EM 3 – I know who has the BEST ‘ritas in town. How’s Tuesday eve for you??

    DUMBASH – I will not blog you back EVER AGAIN until I see your ugly face. Have I made missef clear?

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  8. seriously?! October 6, 2006

    You saw me today & yet…

    -crickets-

    Maybe I’ll see you in December. Er, 2008.

    This is starting to become dumb.

    DUMB.

    Does Virgo = Reclusive Blogger/Street Stalker?

    Hell, you know where I work – swing by & say hello to a sista.

    Damn.

    I will not take pics of you & blow your cover. I will tell the folks at my office that you are visiting from ‘the home’ & leave it at that.

    Quit being such a puss already.

    Happy Friday, Ashers.

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  9. sha October 5, 2006

    additionally, methinks you might be a meanderthal… you street walk more than any loose woman should

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  10. sha October 5, 2006

    How ’bout you heave up the cajones & peel back the mask you big dummy. I’ve spent a whole damn week having these awkward non-verbal exhanges with dudes on the street.

    "Is it you Ashvegas?"

    "Oh, are you just some dude checkin’ me out?"

    "Am I just flattering misself?"

    "Is he staring cause there’s something in my teeth?"

    So, if YOU SEE ME…

    since YOU know what I look like…

    go ahead AND FRACKIN’ SAY HELLO ALREADY.

    I am paranoid by the potential ‘sidewalk stalker’ that is you.

    BTW, the hair color is new – so keep that in mind…

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  11. Edgy Mama October 5, 2006

    What do you want to know about Ash, AL?

    I’ll give you all the dish ‘n dirt over lunch or, preferably, margaritas.

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  12. Ash October 5, 2006

    nopes. not there.

    conga-rats on the new pick up!

    Ashvegas going back to regularly scheduled programming.

    do your round town re-con. we’re out and about.

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  13. stepping aside October 5, 2006

    silence = yes

    i am no dummy.

    don’t worry, i have done no ’round town recon’ on you. i have pulled nary a single string. not one. re: "It Ain’t Easy Being Green" EnviroJon – don’t believe everything you hear. i really am a mean person.

    as for you – i will graciously let you hide in that little rabbit hole of yours as long as you wanna remain all ‘virgo & shiznit’ down in there. hope you have a big warm, old blankie – it’s chiznilly this morning.

    as for me: riding to pick up my new ride. her name is Sylvia. she’s a rawkin’ babe.

    btw, this tag is mos def CHOICE. apparently you know this town like the back of your arse…

    EM is still longlingly awaiting the regularly scheduled program (WLOSer news)… you totally missed the drunken bear. it was a good one. guess that’s what happens when you & Alice are rearranging toadstools down in that hole of yours. (cheshire cat grin)

    see ya – wouldn’t wanna be ya.

    not really… it’s just a funny/bitchy things to say. try it on someone you loathe today. ALD would love to say that to one individual in particular right. about. now. rhymes with orange.

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  14. stop teasing October 4, 2006

    answer me dammit – were you at Jon’s last Friday nite er what?!?!

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