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Dumb joke of the day

Jason Sandford October 3, 2006
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Jason Sandford

Jason Sandford is a reporter, writer, blogger and photographer interested in all things Asheville.

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Heard on KISS FM this morning:

“Hey, didya hear about the convict that escaped from Craggy Prison this morning? Yeah, police say a midge psychic has escaped from prison.”

“Naw, tell me…”

“Yeah. They’re on the lookout for a small medium at large.”

Jason Sandford

Jason Sandford is a reporter, writer, blogger and photographer interested in all things Asheville.

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