Bulldog’s back

Jason Sandford

Jason Sandford is a reporter, writer, blogger and photographer interested in all things Asheville.

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Bulldog, glad you’re back! We missed ya. We thought for sure you’d be all over our Bele Chere posts.

Bulldog barks, and occasionally bites:

On the weather
Why do the Wlosers spend so much time showing us what the weather did that day? I don’t know about you, but I was there. Monday’s report focused on Monday’s weather. Bulletin: It rained a lot. I saw it.
What would be more useful would be to explain the difference between a forecast of “scattered showers” and “isolated showers.” What’s the difference? If it’s raining on you, does it matter if the shower was “scattered” or “isolated?”
For example, Cabana Boy was on Saturday night forecasting “scattered showers” for Sunday, mostly in the afternoon and evening. Far as I could tell, it rained like a sumbitch everywhere all day Sunday. Wouldn’t that accurately be described as a forecast for “rain all day”? Or maybe he meant the showers would be “scattered” from hell and back.

On Tammy
If Tammy goes a shade darker on the pancake, you’ll need nameplates with arrows on the Wloser news desk:

“Tammy” and “Darcel”