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Jason Sandford August 19, 2005

Jason Sandford

Jason Sandford is a reporter, writer, blogger and photographer interested in all things Asheville.

If a tree falls, does anyone care?

This could be the future for Scottie2Hottie – reporting in the dark on a tree falling on some power lines, like he did Thursday night. Does anybody really care?

The long and short of it
Thursday afternoon, Scottie2Hottie had a little blurb in the WLOS “star report” about a nude Jude Law. This was bad, according to the report, because he just got caught cheating on his wife. That was about it from Scottie2Hottie.

Here’s what WLOS didn’t tell you – the real story is the shock observers had at the apparent teeny-weeny size of Jude’s package. Was it shrinkage, or just bad genes? Nobody’s sure, but everyone’s disappointed.

Go to the Page Six report here for the full length report.

Jason Sandford

Jason Sandford is a reporter, writer, blogger and photographer interested in all things Asheville.

On death

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2 Comments

Edgy Mama August 19, 2005

Tallywhacker? Nanny-punishing manhood? Damn, just when my computer screen is acting up and I can’t see any detail!

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RadioLongAgo August 19, 2005

I too was a little disappointed in the lead 11pm newstory with Scott at the scene of the vengeful falling tree, think I would have preferred a live shot from the ditch the school bus got it’s front tire stuck in earlier that day(Though there was a good shot of the muddy bus tire). Concidence that a tree fell in Bat Cave about the same time a bus got stuck in a ditch? You decide.
Geez, where’s the 12 year old that runs into Samsonites when the wrestlers come to town?

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