Why Asheville and Google are a match made in heaven

Jason Sandford

Jason Sandford is a reporter, writer, blogger and photographer interested in all things Asheville.

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Some fun from The Snurch blog:

The following are facts that lead me, and a privileged few, to believe that Asheville will receive, if it hasn’t already, Google’s Large Fiber.

1. Asheville once spent the night with Google at the Grove Park Inn.

2. Google has an Asheville love-doll that smells like coffee, beer and weed.

3. Asheville once made Google a Vegan meal.

4. Asheville and Google have matching dolphin butt tattoos by Danny Reed.

5. Google once shaved its pubes to look like the Asheville skyline.

Check out The Snurch to read the rest.