White Lightnin’ shows out

Jason Sandford

Jason Sandford is a reporter, writer, blogger and photographer interested in all things Asheville.

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Loyal reader White Lightnin’ gets into the act, sharing a little “5 Things” love. Thanks dude!

5 things I can do …
1. Give Ashevegas some quality nonsense.
2. Cook a mean lasagne.
3. Serve that lasagne with some kiwi lime Kool-Aid
4. Make fun of WLOS.
5. Rock the crowd karaoke style

5 things I can’t do…
1. Dance
2. Fly
3. Be quiet.
4. Spell many things correctly
5. Allow good deeds to go unpunished.

5 things I see as attractive in the opposite sex:
1. short brown hair
2. sense of humor
3. low standards
4. high tolerance
5. being on TV

5 books that I love:
1. Lords of Discpline
2. A Prayer for Owen Meany
3. About a Boy
4. Fight Club
5. Batman: The Dark Knight Returns

5 things I plan to do before I die:
1. Perform onstage with KISS (or a really good KISS tribute band)
2. Marry (and probably divorce) one of the women from the TV
3. Pass my limited knowledge onto the next generation.
4. Have a cable sitcom based on my exploits.
5. Watch my parents spoil their first grandchild.

5 things I say the most:
1. Take that to mean what you want, it probably does.
2. Fuck ’em if they can’t take a joke.
3. You’ve called down the thunder .. do you think you can handle the Lightnin’?
4. Two part answer; Don’t know. Don’t care.
5. KABOOOM! rumble, rumble, rumble… Lightnin’ has spoken.