More from Asheville’s most outrageous Twitter personality

Jason Sandford

Jason Sandford is a reporter, writer, blogger and photographer interested in all things Asheville.

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Here’s another snapshot from the Twitter feed of Asheville’s most out-there online personality, Mountain Xpress reporter Michael Muller. Here is Muller tweeting about an evening out with friends, including Xpress Senior Reporter David Forbes (http://twitter.com/davidforbes) and Xpress Managing Editor Margaret Williams (http://twitter.com/mvwilliams).

All hail Freedom of Tweets.

Oh lord! It’s the Twitter!

The converstion has devolved to sex with amputees.

Here at The Rankin Vaukt with @mvwilliams, @awop and @footync. We’ve been drinking for some time.

We’re talking bout masturbation and something called “menopause”

Sounds totally gross. time for a smoke!

@DavidForbes Join us, @DavidForbes

So, @mvwilliams is drinking the margaritas (aye aye aye!) and @awop is drinking dirty martinis. She;’s a dirty birdy.

Woo-hoo! @DavidForbes is in the house!

@davidforbes has joined us at the Vault

We’re all toasting to the overturning of Prop 8. @DavidForbes is drinking a fancy-pants Old-Fashioned with double bitters.

@angiruthwest When we’re involved, Toots, it’s all interesting! #masturbation! #inception #newsynews

There is a difference between above the joint amputees and below the joint amputees

I happen to be oddly attracted to above the joint amputees, while I find below the joint amputees somehow unsettling

But that’s just me.

Oh my. @footync is betting a blowjob over @gordondsmith’s political future with @DavidForbes #caniwatch

Soon my battrey will run out. I wish I had some of the cocaine.

Oh my. @DavidForbes is rockin’ his new haircut.

We’re all rather drunk. That @mvwilliams and @awop and @DavidForbes are total lushes!

We keep toasting to vague and indiscriminate things. Like “Woo-hoo! lets toast to bla bla bla. Woo-hoo!”

So @awop is yotally rockin’ this cowlick out the hole in her hat. Does that turn you on? It turns me on.

So. @DavidForbes and @mvwilliams are talking about work. @awop and @footync are talking about sex. #mmmmsex

I, as your humble correspondent, am reporting objectively #notreally on all the goings-on #moredrinks!

We just gave @DavidForbes seven dollars to show us his tits. He unbuttoned like one button and took our cash. He sucks!

Stupid @DavidForbes was given three more dollars. No more flesh. But he took the cash.

So, apparently @DavidForbes is…are you ready for this? ….oh my god….@DavidForbes is uncut!

This is nirvana for gay men. Nirvana, I say!

So. i had to pee real bad so I went into the girls room and I peed all over the seat. But I wiped it up and hope no one notices.

Vaginas are being disscussed. I like cunnilingus. In fact, I love it. I pretend @footync has a vagina. lalalalallalalal #ohmy

@davidforbes says all it cost is $40.00 motherfucker……delicious! Where is the ATM?

Running out of battery, bitches. My dispatches will be ending shortly.

I would report on the goings-on, but it’s most drunken revelry. @footync is still trying to get @DavidForbes out of his shirt #hesapervert

The rest is off-limits. Adults-only bedtime stuff. You know what I mean. Talk of sex. And drugs. And innapropriate but delicious encounetrs.

The last photo. If you don’t get the Mountain Xpress next week, please….call the police! http://twitpic.com/2bq82t

Okay I’m back.