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I vote for the bathroom at Burger Worx. Very clean and coolrful, and the sink is one of those faux stone basins. I hope all the boozers, crackheads and anarchists that lurk downtown don’t f&%k it up.
I’d rather wait until I got home.
A bathroom’s decor and amenities are fine, but I think these reviews would be much more helpful and informative if they included information which told us if the bathroom is a good place to drop a deuce. For example, if it’s a restaurant, is the bathroom near tables where the stench is likely to offend diners? What is the toilet’s flushing power? Am I going to clog an old toilet and force some poor, low-level employee to plunge my turds? How is the TP? Soft and plentiful or prison grade? I urge the Stallman Blog to include a new category!
“Each spring, Stallman’s will award the best bathroom in Asheville with the coveted “Golden Plunger.”” — Hilarious. How long can a toilet review blog focused on a city of 80,000 really stick around?
brilliant!