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Battlestar Galactica drinking game

Jason Sandford December 6, 2006

Jason Sandford

Jason Sandford is a reporter, writer, blogger and photographer interested in all things Asheville.

Hope y’all have been keeping up with Battlestar. This season, so far, has kicked serious cylon ass. Last week, we saw Apollo and Starbuck hook back up – by beating the shit out of each other in a boxing ring.

So, as you watch, here’s your accompanying drinking game:

Take 1 drink every time…
· Somebody says “frak”
· You can see a portion of Six’s boobs
· Kara talks back to an authority figure
· Tigh takes a drink
· Boomer refers to Helo as “the-father-of-my-child” instead of by his actual name, Helo

2 drinks every time…
· Somebody says a multi-word curse using “frak” (e.g. “mother-frakker!”)
· Someone says “Gods,” as in, “Thank the Gods!”
· Tigh gives Adama really bad advice
· Someone throws a party in the maintenance area

3 drinks every time…
· Kara makes out with somebody
· The entire fleet jumps (Be careful with this one when you watch “33”)
· You feel sorry for a cylon
· There’s a scene on another ship besides Galactica

And chug your entire beer when…
· A cylon helps the humans
· Kara says “I love you” to anyone
· Lee gets laid
· Tigh goes on the wagon
· You can’t see Six’s boobs
· They find Earth.

Thanks to White Lightnin’ for pointing us to the game.

Jason Sandford

Jason Sandford is a reporter, writer, blogger and photographer interested in all things Asheville.

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6 Comments

Dad December 7, 2006

I’ll be watching.

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Edgy Mama December 6, 2006

Ptaak,
I watch for the male eye candy. This program is not as much about boobies as about ass (see Ash’s photo accompaniment). All the actors are buff as washboards. Yum.

O, and they give good plot and character development and rad action scenes. What more could you want?

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Ash December 6, 2006

yes, EM, you must!
Eric, may the gods be with you.
Ptaak, take a good, hard look at the pic posted with this little ditty and then tell me, honestly, how you could NOT watch this show!

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Ptaak December 6, 2006

I am ashamed to say that I’ve never seen the show, but with all of the boobs mentioned, I may have to start!

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Eric Drummond Smith December 6, 2006

Know that this masterpiece of gamesmenship will be played in Knoxville before Christmas. . . I look forward to meeting all the nice people at the hospital.

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Edgy Mama December 6, 2006

Alright. Guess I’ll have to get down to Asheville Pizza for their Friday night showing of BSG to play this one.

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