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Screwy sings of Five Things…

Jason Sandford September 14, 2005

Jason Sandford

Jason Sandford is a reporter, writer, blogger and photographer interested in all things Asheville.

Thanks Screwy!

5 things I can do …
1. Simultaneously scream, flail wildly, and whoop that ass in a two minute chess game.
2. Smile with my eyes.
3. Freak people out with my toes
4. Throw a frisbee the length of a football field
5. Put any party to bed

5 things I can’t do…
1. Sing to anyone’s liking
2. Vote Republican
3. Misspell anything without feeling horribly anxious
4. Shop with glee
5. Let someone else put drops in my eyes.

5 things I see as attractive in the opposite sex:
1. Wit
2. Spontaneity
3. Sensuality
4. Understanding
5. Idealism

5 books that I love:
1. Raise High the Roof Beam, Carpenters
2. Jitterbug Perfume
3. Cat’s Cradle
4. Rotunda
5. The Fan Man

5 things I plan to do before I die:
1. Exhale
2. Visit Rome
3. Hang Glide
4. Run for elected office
5. Quit smoking

5 things I say the most:
1. Indeed
2. Well…
3. I’m’a’git’chee!
4. BOOM!
5. Yo

BONUS! 5 Asheville blogs I read every day
1. AshVegas
2. Edgy Mama
3. The Syntax of Things
4. DEMbloggers
5. Hangover Journal

Jason Sandford

Jason Sandford is a reporter, writer, blogger and photographer interested in all things Asheville.

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We’ve struck a nerve..

3 Comments

Ash September 16, 2005

mxmulder, join right in – post it at home and we’ll link it, or send to me or send it to edgy mama; she’ll host and post with love.

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mxmulder September 16, 2005

Can you run for office and quit smoking at the same time? I quit smoking. Screwy, you run for office. I’ll cover ya… everyone duck… in coming!

So, can I play the Five Things game?

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Edgy Mama September 15, 2005

Great song of five, Screwy. Put any party to bed? Well, I suppose that will come in handy when you have kids. And I can’t wait until you run for elected office!!

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