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Jason Sandford

Jason Sandford is a reporter, writer, blogger and photographer interested in all things Asheville.

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Ashvegas spywitnesses caught this off-camera banter between Mr. And Mrs. Wickersham Monday as Candice did a July Fourth live shot from City-County Plaza and Scottie-too-Hottie held down the fort in South Ashvegas:

Candice: Hey. Like, how’s my hair look?
Scott: Hey. Good. How’s my hair look?
Candice: Did you see, like, those fatties over there? They were like stuffing their faces with Twinkies? Gawd. At least in Hartwell, we like know how to fry ’em before you eat ’em. Damn I look good. Is my hair, like, totally OK?
Scott: Don’t forget – my pedicure’s at 4:30. I’m outta here soon as Darcel signs my timesheet.
Candice: I think that man over there is looking at me. Seriously, does my hair look good? Oh, gawd. Like, that’s a girl lookin’ at me!
Scott: Almost ready to go live. Be ready – I’m gonna do my eyebrow thing then toss it to you.
Candice: OK. See ya later.
Scott: OK. Spank ya later.