Happy Valentine’s Day!

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Jason Sandford

Jason Sandford is a reporter, writer, blogger and photographer interested in all things Asheville.

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WLOS, how do we love thee? Let us count the ways:

WLOS – For a video version of the newspaper.

Darcel – For your wonderful weaves. And the way you bug your eyes out on big stories.

Larry – For your “Glory Hole.” ‘Nuff said.
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Tammy – For your wit. And that time you mispronounced the name of the movie “Pollock.”

Russ – For your consistency. And for bringing us the Democrat-hatin’ preacher in Waynesville.

Candy – For the pure simplicity of you. And those great pageant photos of you that are still on the Web.

Sheraldo – For all those awesome weather verbs you use. And for inventing the “shout report.”

Bob – For those great outdoor reports you do on Fridays. And for doing what you can to boost Ingles stock by delivering your “milk and bread” snowstorm reports.

Julie – For your smile, as bright as it is wide. And for the way you blame the National Weather Service for giving you bad information.

Michelle – For that wonderful dark mane of yours. And for putting the “sour” in “sourpuss.”

Mike – For changing your name. And for changing your weather forecast every few hours.

Holly – For the way you’ve worked your way up the ranks. And for the way your forehead crinkles during those really disturbing stories.

Charu – For the cute beanies you wear each night. And for that dime bag you shared at the party.

Mary – For holding down the Rutherford bureau. And for bringing us all those crazy Rutherford bureau stories.

Victoria – For loving Kermit and the Muppets. And for telling Kermit you love him on live television.

Jon – Jon, for you just being you. You’re comedy gold, brother. Can’t wait to clown your Valentine’s Day report.

Jenny – For that great belly dancing report last night!

Jason Sandford

Jason Sandford is a reporter, writer, blogger and photographer interested in all things Asheville.

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1 Comment

  1. Jeremy Brett February 14, 2006

    John’s Monday-night report on the hot dog business run by the former racecar driver was classic…especially when he referred to the "weiner’s circle." Ha ha…get it?…WEINER’S circle. (Ahem.)

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