Mark your calendars for Global Orgasm Day

That would be the morning of Dec. 21. This safe-for-work site explains it all. I think somebody in Asheville dreamed this up. I think I found this at The Frisky. Here’s a snippet:

Between 6 and 8 a.m. EST, when the third annual Global Orgasm for Peace officially goes down. The bad news is you’ll have to wake up super early on a Sunday. The good news is: Yay, morning sex! This year’s global orgasm is especially meaningful after the election of Obama and a renewed sense of worldwide hope. “It’s the Global OOOBama Factor,” organizers state. Their hope is that a simultaneous world-wide orgasm will effect “positive change in the energy field of the Earth through input of the largest possible instantaneous surge of human biological, mental and spiritual energy.”