To help LAB get back on its feet, I’m holding a little contest here: leave your most creative name for a beer inspired by the bloodbath, and Ashvegas will give you a $75 gift certificate to the LAB. The point is not to make light of a terribly costly incident, but to help get the place back up on its feet. I haven’t talked to Mike from the LAB yet, but who knows – he might take the winning name and actually put the winning name to a beer.
Folks on Twitter on Tuesday night have already started. Here are a few:
Pig’s Blood Pale Ale
Pig Latin Stout
Bloody Bacon Ale
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Butcher’s Bock
Pig latin porter
Suidae Stout
How about an IPA called “Insufferable Porcine Agony”
Swine Flu
Porky’s Revenge
Blood bath and beyond
Or
Blood bath and beyond bock
Or just
Blood bath bock
Or
Pork Soda
Four Legs Good, Two Legs Better! Four Legs Good, Two Legs Better!!… SQUEAALL!! Stout
Sunday Bloody Sunday Stout
Carrie’ s Cherry Prom Ale
Sanguine Saison
Bloodbath Sour
Pig Snout Stout
Piglet Pilsner
This Little Piggy Pilsner
Porky Porter
The Hoppy Hog
The Belgian Boar
Dr. Swine Stein
I can’t even drink beer but this was fun. 🙂
Super-Soaker Red
bloody hell porter
disgusting display of really bad management red rye ale
dumbshit beer
Piggy plasma pale ale
A positive pale ale
OINK !
slaughterhouse suds
Bacon Boilermaker
-Bloody Bitter Batter
-Bloody Brain Hammer
Hepatitis hops
-Hog Heaven
-Hemotoxin red ale
Douchebag Swine-Spray Porter
Carrie On
Lexington Avenue Bloody Ale
Dumb and in the Wrong Ale.
Just use their bathrooms and ask for directions to the Wicked Weed Stout.
Splatter Doesn’t Matter
To bad it’s just a beer, Swine Wine would rock
“Pork Soda”
Vein Poppin’ Porter
Blood Sweat’n Beer
Bad Idea Lager
Lardon LAB Lager
Red Swine Stout
Porcine Pilsner
oinkerous PBA (pigs blood ale)
big ‘ol sow stout
my bloody porkentine (red ale)
that’ll do pig
Blood Sweat n’ Beers
LAB-or-a-gory Red Ale
Three Notched Ear Beer
Cloven Hoof Hoppy
Swine Swill
Bristle Back
Smoke House Ale
Pathogens Porter
Slick Floor Fossey
Paint The Town Red
O Positive
Rteri Ale
Crime Scene
Pig Sticker Pils
Straw House Red
WTF ESB
Charlotte’s Red IPA
Hogwash
When Pig’s Blood Fly
Pretty Mouth IPA
Miss Piggy Memorial Saison
Bleeding Boar Red Ale
Hogwash IPA
Aunt Flo’s Brown Ale
Scum Sucking Pig IPA
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Hog Juice
Three Little Pigs Fairytale Red Ale
Miss Piggy’s Period Porter
Red Wedding
Blood Pollution (think movie “Rock Star”)
Hemoglobin hefeweizen!
Hah!
At least we’re not The Station Stout
Swine Fluid
“This little Piggy closed a business”
Bloody Snout Stout
Sanguine Swine Barley Wine
Cesspool of Swine Ale
Bloody Hogger Lager
Bloody Porker Porter
Summer Blood Orange Saison
Bacon Maple Porter
Clean up Lawnmower Pilsner
We’ll Never Book Young and In the Way again IPA
Super Soaker Wit
Band from Helles Bock
Porky’s Red Ale of Doom
Farm to Face Red Ale
Prom Queen Carrie Imperial Red Ale
Another Mediocre LAB Beer
Insidious Swine
Dumbass Dark
call it “The Shining”
Prom Night Red IPA
GWAR Lite
Swine-gria
Bloody Sunday
I love it- from outrage to name a beer after it contest- that is so Asheville- never a dull moment here.
No Porking on the Dancefloor Porter
Blithering Idiot IPA
Common Sense ESB
Healthy Respect Ale
Who’d-a-thunk Stout
Soo Wee Stout
Babe Brown Ale
Here Piggy Piggy Pale Ale
Porky Pig Porter
Call it “We can’t really play IPA”
Those who can play, play. Those who can’t throw blood. Just ask Alice Cooper.
War Pigs Red Ale
Like A Stuck Pig IPA
BLASP (Bleed Like A Stuck Pig) Porter
Hogzilla Smoked Porter (if 12 Bones is ok with it)
That’ll Do Pig Pale
Porky’s Revenge IPA
Miss Piggy’s Red Ale
Wee Heavy Metal Red Ale
Slaughterhouse 5 (ABV)
okay, I’ll stop now.
Douche Bag Stunt IPA
Sanguine Swine
This Little Piggy Had a Bad Day IPA
Pass the Peroxide Pilsner
Like a Stuck Hog Lager
Deliverance [whatever kind of beer]
Lord of the Flies Piggy Piggy Porter
Boared to Death Red Ale
-or-
Snout Stout
Hogger Lager
Blood Curdling Snout (stout)
Blood Alcohol Level
Blood-Borne Disease
Frankenswine’s Lab
Thicker Than Water Session IPA
Barleyswine
Nathan suggests: Squeal Like a Pig IPA
Bloody snout stout.
LAB Scab Stout
Metal Anguish IPA
Lawsuit By The Pint
Idiot’s Ale
Spray of Pigs (IPA)
Wilbur’s Revenge Rauchbier
Young and In the Way Small Claims Court IPA
Mike Healy doesn’t give a shit about his staff Lager.
Hardcore Metal Misleading Rider Stout
Or we could let this stupid stunt fade into the past where it belongs…I’m pretty sure that the LAB would like to get past this and not dwell on their employees being out of work and the company losing money. Much less spending more money to make a beer memorializing said stupid stunt.
:slow clap:
Or they could turn things around now and use it to MAKE money, couldn’t they? Not to glorify a bad thing but take advantage of a crappy situation and use it for their benefit? I’d buy it in support of The Lab recouping some of their loss.
Hog Wild (Red Ale). Put it right next to Buck Mild on the menu, assign it a deep red hue (like Eleanor’s Rye) and serve it with a slice of dried bacon.
Nice!
Swine Brew (Swine Flu, get it?)
Pork Porter
Pot Belly Pale Ale
Razorback Red
Snout Stout
Bacon Bock
Pork Chop Pilsner
Ham Hops
Carrie Ale
Slaughtered Pig Pilsner
Bloody Swine Brown
Schweineblut Schwarzbier
Blackenend Crust Blood Stout
Boudin Saison
There Will Be Blood Lager
Young Blood Ale
Bloody Hell Ale
Bloodbath Laugh Ale
Dead Red Ale
Bloody Lab Ale
WTF, Ale
You’ve Got to be kidding me, Ale
Who the F*ck sprays pig’s blood, Ale
Farking Morons, Ale
Really?, Ale
Stupid SOB, Ale
Read the Contract/Ge a Contract, Ale