Hilarious new hashtag is born: Be my #avlvalentine on Twitter

I grabbed some more. Search Twitter for #avlvalentine to see them all:

You can have my Broadways if I can have your Tiger Mountain. #avlvalentine

I love how you don’t wash your beard so it smells like me #avlvalentine

I want you in my cesspool of sin #avlvalentine

I want to go to Bent Creek so we can park and you can Greens Lick my Stoney Knob.

Let’s dance all night to Dubstep and then not shower together #avlvalentine

I’ll only check boating beta when you’re not looking dear. Because I respect you.

I’ll steal your heart faster than you can spell Moffitt.

You got me trustin this love more than a trustafarian #avlvalentine

Let’s go to Helen’s Bridge – if she doesn’t come, maybe we can #avlvalentine

love you almost as much as my dog on a rope.

I bought this lingerie at the big Goodwill #avlvalentine

I love how you don’t wash your beard so it smells like me #avlvalentine