Asheville Craigslist: 24 lightweight women wanted for human floor

Another classic from Asheville Craigslist:

Need 24 lightweight women for human floor world record attempt (AVL)

I am attempting to break Pete Tino’s record for the human floor. I need 24 or more women, under 145 pounds. You will be standing on top of Phoenix Underfoot for 20 seconds as a group. Each person will perform a 1 on 1 to determine your standing location and your fit for the event.
There are other events as well, and the best individuals will be asked to compete in those as well.