Allo Big Mac eeting bourgeois swine. I have hijaked thees stupid leetle blog from zee knuckle dragging mouth breathing usual writer and will now scold you accordingly. Bow to my smelly fromage and quiver beefore my supeerior wines. I openly mock your daily batheeng habits and wish you ill. Go and eat your leetle mayonaise monkey meat sandaweech. I hate you. I hate you so verrrrrry much. Now I must smoke.
(This message from Frenchy was brought to you from bakedchunk, who really makes me laugh. He will make you laugh, too. Go to his blog.)