December 3-19 only!
Get ready Asheville, the Bernsteins are back! The Magnetic Theatre in Asheville’s River Arts District presents
Their annual arrival always presages citywide shortages of contraceptives, vodka, and various types of illegal drugs, but it’s a worthy sacrifice on the part of locals for what the Citizen-Times said “has become the Christmas show to see in Asheville,” and the Mountain Xpress called “Hilarious!”
Starring Tracey Johnston-Crum (3-time Best Actress in the Mountain Xpress “Best of” awards), Darren Marshall, Kirby Gibson, Erik Moellering, and Glenn Reed, and directed by Katie Anne Towner, this raunchy, R-rated sketch comedy show upends the classic Christmas variety show format and has become a beloved, outrageous Asheville tradition! Don’t miss the ever-daring, intrepid, and oft-drunken Bernsteins!
This show has sold out nearly every performance each holiday season, so advance purchase is very strongly recommended.