Larry, this is too much information

Larry Blunt, our new primary anchor at WLOS, will be here in Ashvegas before we know it. So what do we know about the guy? Well, his bio offers some insight. Let’s take a closer look-see:

Position: Reporter (Larry, you’re supposed to say doggie style)

Favorite Story: Always the last story I’ve done (cop out)

Memorable Interview: County official who walked out on me (what, not the fake Indian chief??)

Dream Interview: There are many (cop out)

Dream Job: Police officer (i would say cop out, but I’ve used that too much already.)

First Story: shop class making wooden toys for those less fortunate (can’t go wrong there, Lar)

Role Model: Jesus (Oh, God.)

Why I’m A Journalist: I like meeting interesting people and making a difference (and I like wearing make-up)

Alma Mater: Purdue (Gene Keady, you’re not)

Hometown: Muskogee, OK (OK)

Favorite Food: Cheeseburgers (who doesn’t like a good cheeseburger?)

Favorite Musician: Karen Carpenter (now you’re startin’ to scare me, dude)

Favorite Moviestar: Jimmy Stewart (this is a joke, right? what are you, like, 100?)

Favorite Destination: Disney World (that’s right Lar, walk the company line. walk the line.)