‘Jessica Simpson’s ass worth $30 million’

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Ok, I admit it. I totally stole that headline from the defamer. Just like I plucked the stuffonmycat.com idea from their site.But they’re so right!

Why else would anyone pay full price to see Dukes of Hazzard on its first weekend?

And it sure is fun to put stuff on your cat.

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bulldog August 9, 2005 - 9:44 pm

Yeah, poor lil’ Jessica. I caught part of one of those Entertainment Xtra channel “behind the scenes” shows talking about how “basically shy” Jessica is and how demure she was on the set with all the revealing clothes. Right. The world needs more shy girls like Jessica.
Like my old friend Bubba always says, “If she was deaf and dumb, she’d be damn near perfect.”

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