From Asheville’s CrimeMapper. This is hilarious:
Case Number: 08028408
Address: 206 HENDERSONVILLE RD
Date: 09/07/2008
Suspect entered the parking lot of Mountain Energy in a white two-door Toyota compact car, possible an older Celica. Suspect entered the store and went straight to the beer cooler. He removed a case of Budweiser and a case of Bud Light and walked out the door. The store clerk attempted to get the tag number, but it was covered up by a piece of cardboard with a middle finger drawn on same. Suspect was a white male, approximately in his mid-20s and about 5`10, with dark brown hair. He was wearing a white T-shirt and blue jeans.
Case Number: 08028487
Address: 779 BILTMORE AVE
Date: 09/07/2008
Suspect entered the CitiStop service station and a witness told police that he grabbed two cases of Bud Light and left without paying for the items. The unknown suspect then left in an unknown vehicle.
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Bud? Geez, I’d steal something better than that! All the great beer in this town and he steals Bud…go figure!
he’s obviously not too bright to go through the trouble to swipe Buttwiper. I’d have gone for the Highland Variety boxes!