If Sarah Palin was your momma, what would she name you?

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Veep nominee Sarah Palin has children named Bristol, Willow, Track and Trig Paxson Van Palin or some craziness like that. What is it with politicians and crazily named kids? Heath Shuler’s kids are Navy and Island, for goodness sake’s.

Anyway, here is the Sarah Palin name generator. What’s yours? She would name me Churn Scorpion Palin.

Thanks to An Inch an Hour for finding this!

7 Comments

B Smart September 21, 2008 - 1:08 am

Gripper Carom Palin

Mary September 17, 2008 - 3:03 pm

Darnet Palin

big g September 16, 2008 - 2:44 am

I am now — wait for it — Snowshoe Man Palin.

yocat September 15, 2008 - 7:21 pm

Mine is Ammo Canal Palin. And I thought my real name was messed up:)

Arwen September 15, 2008 - 4:50 pm

My name would be Puck Mule Palin. I think I like Arwen Elizabeth more….

Lightnin September 15, 2008 - 3:35 pm

Seam Maurader Palin.

How true. How true. The seam is my natural enemy.

=White Lightnin’=

PS- I will name my first born Darth Vegas. Giggle.

Jeremy September 15, 2008 - 2:52 pm

I’d be Flack Gobbler Palin.

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