Hi. My name is Lauren

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I am a stupidcreature. I’m from Asheville. I like trees. I have unusual legs and breasts on my back. I have horny like things growing from my head.

How are you?

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Peaches March 9, 2007 - 12:37 am

oh. Peaches is embarrassed. Peaches is sorry. she will try again.

T.O.D. = Term of Endearment

looking forward to the bosom hugs,
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Bill March 8, 2007 - 5:35 pm

wow, a stupid person hugging a tree?

sign it up for city council!

better yet, county commission, has to be smarter than those dolts.

Ash March 8, 2007 - 3:52 pm

Peaches, dear. Huggins, dear – i have not received your email. do you know how to email? you write something and send it to sweetashvegas@hotmail.com. there’s even a little button up on the left to help you.

Moose Face is totally interested. Moose Face will hug your bosoms. just email him your frackin’ address!

T.O.D. = time of day?

Peaches March 8, 2007 - 3:48 am

Do you no longer love me Sweet Ashvegas? Did you get my email? Did you name your email ‘sweetashvegas’ after my T.O.D.? Do you know what T.O.D. is? These are the questions. Huggins, a

Peaches March 6, 2007 - 7:43 pm

HOLY CANOLI! It’s my best bud John Murphy’s lil guy! Where’d you find him Ash? BTW, I just sent you my Hollyweird address if you still wanna send Moose Face express so he can hang with the stars. I will bring him to the set of Will Ferrell’s new flick on the 15th if I get him in time šŸ˜‰ Is he interested?

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