Ever wanted, deep down, to send Ashvegas City Councilman Carl Mumpower into the deep? Think about that for a minute. Imagine his soft yet needling therapist voice. Those glasses balanced precariously on the tip of his nose. Recall his endless power points on illegal immigrants and the open air drug markets in town. Does he force you into uncontrollable ovarian spasms at council meetings?
Well, from noon to 1:30 p.m. Saturday at French Broad River Park, you’ll have your chance for a little therapy of your own. Mumpower will be in a dunking booth.
The Rockin’ River Fest is co-sponsored by Buncombe County Parks & Recreation, WOXL and RiverLink. You can try and dunk Mumpower and raise money for RiverLink at the same time.
Call Dennis Toon at 684-5072 for race entry fee and general information or emaildennis.toon@buncombecounty.org.
Scheduled Events:
11:00 Kids parade
12:00 Raft Race starts at Hominy Creek Park
Battle of the Bands starts
12:00-1:30 Carl Mumpower in dunking booth
2:00 Pooch parade
3:00 Fishing clinic
4:00 Boating demo
4:45 Belly dancing
5:00 Race awards
5:45 Belly dancing
6:00 WOXL house band
7:00 Belly dancing
7:30 Fire dancing
All Day:
Food and drink vendors
Bands
Disc golf
Face painting
Balloon art
Arts and crafts demonstrations
Dunking booth
Dog park
Raffle
4 Comments
Cruel reference to Leslee Kulba.
Good for Mumpower.
Nice to see a council member that can actually poke fun at himself like that.
And while his drug policies and immigration ideas fly against my own, at leas he ACTUALLY DOES SOMETHING.
I’ve seen Mayor Bellamy and the rest of those clowns just call for study after study after study, costing hundred’s of thousand’s in taxpayer money.
Mumpower at least gets off his butt and does something about his ideas.
Now…if only they were GOOD ideas…
Not deep enough.
Or long enough down.
THERE WILL ALSO BE SEGWAY RIDES AT RIVER FEST!