Downtown Barbie

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This doll is made of actual tofu. She has long straight brown hair, arch-less feet, hairy armpits, no makeup and Birkenstocks with white socks. She prefers that you call her Willow. She does not want or need a Ken doll, but if you purchase two LoDo (lower downtown) Barbies and the optional Volvo wagon, you get a rainbow flag bumper sticker for free.

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Edgy Mama February 8, 2007 - 1:06 pm

Absolutely! And it’s not just lesbians–it’s a great Mommy car. It was my first Mommy car, after my ancient Honda got a little wonky when carrying me, my baby, and all our gear!

Ash February 8, 2007 - 3:22 am

You used to own a Les-baru???

Edgy Mama February 8, 2007 - 1:47 am

Perfect! That’s a Subara station wagon, guy–a fave of Ashvegas enviro-hippies. I used to own one!

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