Found your stash (Montreat)
Found your stash by the baseball field in Montreat. Smoked it – thanks.
But really, you need to learn to hide it better. I mean, it was just sitting there, very slightly behind a tree, right next to the baseball field. I was walking my kid to the religious day camp Montreat offers every summer, and there it was, in all its glory. Chillin’.
The bowl was gorgeous. Had to be worth at least $60, am I right? I gave it to my sister. She smokes way more than I do and she really appreciated it.
Nice container BTW. Kept it really fresh.
But isn’t it a little hypocritical to be smoking at Montreat? Isn’t Montreat a quaint little Scottish Presbyterian religious mountain retreat? I mean, I didn’t think Presbyterians were really down with that shit. I thought they were more preoccupied with predestination and the like.
Then again, maybe that’s how you deal with being a Presbyterian. I’m sure it’s hard – predestination is really depressing.
Thanks to loyal reader Mike for pointing me to this.