Battlestar Glad-Eye-Could-Mack-Ya

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Via toplessrobot.com and loyal reader White Lightnin‘. Go to Maxim and click “see all photos.”

14 Comments

bb October 17, 2009 - 10:15 pm

People, they are not women, they are CYLONS!!

mat catastrophe October 17, 2009 - 7:35 pm

Is it really possible that no one at the magazine could figure out that mixing the metaphors of Star Trek and Battlestar Galactica just makes them look incredibly stupid?

Oh, wait. Nevermind. This is Maxim we are talking about.

Soni October 17, 2009 - 3:51 am

I swear to God, Trisha H did NOT look that pointy in BSG. Gal had serious curves. Those? Aren’t curves. They’re angles. WTF happened to her?

*holds a pressure bandage over her hipbones, looks around frantically* SAMMICH!!! I NEED A SAMMICH OVER HERE!!! STAT!

I agree with Jeff October 16, 2009 - 9:41 pm

They are much too boney. A 6 dollar burger every day for a couple weeks would do wonders. 🙂

Suki October 16, 2009 - 8:38 pm

Airbrush action going on there, big time.

Jeff October 16, 2009 - 8:26 am

Soni said "Holy crap. Are they really that skinny, or did they get Ralph Laurened in post? "

Let’s pitch in and take those ladies to Hardee’s.

judgeyall October 16, 2009 - 4:31 am

haha! Yeah, as a woman, Im concerned where the tushes went. Silly airbrush, you just went crazy!

Bless you Ashevegas October 16, 2009 - 4:30 am

Oh, you just made my day. Love it.
Has anyone gotten the latest Playboy with Marge Simpson on the cover?
Is it as weird as I think it will be? Think I’ll head to Barnes & Noble right now.
You’re a good man Ash.
@JG—Go whine somewhere else. You sound insecure and lame.

Escoses October 16, 2009 - 2:44 am

Somebody feed those women!! Give ’em a sandwich or two.

Soni October 16, 2009 - 1:34 am

Holy crap. Are they really that skinny, or did they get Ralph Laurened in post?

Jason Tomasin October 16, 2009 - 12:12 am

If you’re offended, surf elsewhere. Its a free world. I for one love it.

marc October 15, 2009 - 8:45 pm

Oh God, here we go again with people complaining about what you do with your personal blog. Can you just go back to one of the earlier posts and copy-and-paste the comments here? That way we don’t have to go through the ordeal anew.

Dad October 15, 2009 - 8:41 pm

Thank you my son. This is the best ever. I don’t care what JG says.

JG October 15, 2009 - 8:23 pm

Oh God, here we go again with the bimbos. OK then Jason, where are the hunky men with big muscles and boxes? Fair is fair.

Honestly, I hate to see this great local blog dumbed down with lame images like this.

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