Attention: If you’re from Western North Carolina, and you’ve been banging Tiger Woods, Ashvegas wants to hear your story

The Tiger Woods scandal keeps going, and I just can’t hold back any longer. With no apparent end in sight of women Tiger bagged around the world, I’m putting out the call: if you live in Western North Carolina and you got a piece of that Tiger ass, I want to hear your story.

As everybody knows, Tiger Woods is building his first U.S. golf course right here in Buncombe County. Out in Swannanoa, as a matter of fact. There are certainly some fine women out in the valley, and all around Asheville, so Tiger must certainly have been tempted, if current accounts of his voracious sexual appetite are any indication.

Tiger’s been spotted around downtown Ashvegas numerous times. And I think he’ll have a house on the golf course when the development, called The Cliffs at High Carolina, is all said and done.

I could care less about whether Tiger’s scandal will harm sales of the million-dollar mansions at The Cliffs. I just want details on your hot love affair with the world’s greatest golfer. Email me. I can’t pay for your story, but I can certainly get it out there, and I’m sure you’ll have no shortage of book or movie deals, or paid appearances on the tabloid talk shows. Just hit me up first; I’m just asking for a little piece of the action.

FYI, the collage comes courtesy of a Twitter post from the WISE Guys over at 1310 AM radio. I’m a weekly guest on their radio show. You can hear me Wednesdays about 5:30 p.m. But each week day, the WISE guys chat up all things sports and Asheville. They’re definitely worth listening to.

1310BIGWISE http://twitpic.com/sl185 WISEGUYS producer Seth Stewart’s “Tiger Woods Alledged Mistress Collage”