It snowed Saturday night, and that was big news on Sunday for WLOSers, even though Ashvegas only got an inch, and the most anybody got was four or five inches.
WLOSers, though, had to pump up the story. They said there were “significant snowfall totals.” Sheraldo said there was “heavy snowfall” Sunday morning. And Kassandra “Special K” Pride said the weather caused “problems” for morning commuters. She said there were seven wrecks, but she couldn’t confirm that any of the wrecks were caused by the “disruptive bout of snow.” What the hell?
At the end of lamest of all weather reports – this one really took the cake – Kassandra left us with this insightful tidbit: “It’s smooth sailing, but that could change if another storm comes our way. Back to you.”
We just don’t know what else to say.
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It is February and that means RATINGS, or should I say "rantings".
Well, she is special after all.
Well I went to Urgent care on Sunday, Pat Simon was in there with pajama bottoms on. Wierd.
I guess that means we’re all AOK until the next asteroid hits too. I feel so much better.