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Ask A Woman AVL: What makes for a bad holiday gift for my female partner?
Jason Sandford December 12, 2019

Please remember this season that the most valuable thing you can give to each other is love and attention. And cash.

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Ask A Woman AVL: I’m paralyzed by a crush on my friend; help!
Eve S. Dropper October 26, 2019

Stop pining away in fantasyland and go for it.

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Asheville News, Opinion
Ask A Woman AVL: Why do so many Asheville women have hairy armpits?
Eve S. Dropper June 25, 2019

That’s what these various standards of femininity are all about: making sure that women are constantly chasing an unrealistic version of ourselves.

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Ask A Woman AVL: Do menstrual cramps really hurt? Like, really?
Eve S. Dropper April 15, 2019

Yes it really hurts. Jeez, man. What did you think?

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Asheville News, Opinion
Ask A Woman AVL: Why did the flirty waitress shoot me down?
Eve S. Dropper March 27, 2019

Here's a hint: women who work in the service industry work for tips, so being friendly is part of their job.

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Asheville News, Opinion
Ask a Woman: Do I need to grow a beard to get a date in Asheville?
Eve S. Dropper January 15, 2019

Why are all the women in this town going for the hirsute he-man look?

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