Stu Helm, Food Critic: Glass Onion follow-up, Table at Tod’s, Pasta With Jam Sauce

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Jason Sandford is a reporter, writer, blogger and photographer interested in all things Asheville.

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stuhelmthefoodcritic_logo_MXBO_2014_72DPIBy Stu Helm

Hello Asheville!

Well, la-dee-fuckin’ dah! Look at me, I’m Sandra Dee, just as fancy as can be!

Dawn and I got invited as “media guests,” to a swank, 5-course wine and food pairing hosted by Table, on the patio at Tod’s Tasties, and it was frickin’ awesome.

I’m going to write about that in a minute, but first I want to address this:

Last week’s Glass Onion review was pretty harsh, and it got a lot of response, both positive and negative. I expect a certain amount of negativity from the trolls, and even the gen-pop when I post a super bad review, so that’s all good, but what I didn’t expect was the following comment from someone claiming to be Blue Mountain Pizza:

“Hey Stu, Everybody is welcomed to there own opinion and we do not want yours. Glass Onion is our neighbor and we are proud to have them in the neighborhood and what they stand for. We are very proud of what we do, what we serve and who we support. We are not here for your entertainment and do not care to here your opinion. Thank you”

I contacted Blue Mountain via Facebook with the following note:

“Hi, I saw that (the above) was posted as a comment on Ashvegas this week, and I just wanted to confirm — before I cut and paste it into my column next week — that it is indeed an official communique from Blue Mountain Pizza. If you could let me know, that would be great! Thanks… -Stu Helm”

Matt from Blue Mountain responded quickly with:

“No not familiar with that statement and not sure where it came from but it did not come from us. Can you give me more information about it?”

And then he followed up before I got a chance to get back to him with:

“I found it on (Ashvegas.com). Sorry someone is using our name for their own rantings. Thanks for letting me know so I could post a response or if possible you can remove the whole nonsense. Thanks again for the heads up”

This unfortunate incident is a great example of why I despise the anonymous trolls so much. The troll who posted that comment posing as Blue Mountain PIzza is obviously a colossal jackass, and our regular trolls who hide behind screen names while they attack me, Jason, and the other readers are just a fucking drag, period. Booo.

People often advise me to ignore the trolls, but I have to admit that I do like to take them on from time to time, correcting their ignorant statements, or just plain telling them to “fuck off.” I find them to be just the worst kind of people, and it gives me great satisfaction to swear at them and call them names.

Speaking of names, mine is right at the top of this column every week, and my picture is at the bottom. I’m not anonymous. I make my — sometimes very objectionable — opinions known in a way that leaves me vulnerable to criticism, or even a punch in the nose, because… I don’t care! As in: I do not give a shit. “Fuck the world!” (I just paused from typing this to say that out loud, raise my two middle fingers in the air, and spin around in my office chair.) I’ve got an opinion, and a forum, and I am not afraid to stand up for, and stand behind what I write. I might be an asshole, but at least I’m up front about it, and actually, I’m not an asshole, I’m a pretty nice guy… but that’s not my point… um…

I just wanted to make sure that everyone realizes that Blue Mountain Pizza did not post that comment.

Now, wasn’t I gonna write something about food, or wine, or some shit?

Oh yeah!

TABLE at TOD’S – Montford Ave, Asheville

I recently learned three things I didn’t know:

1 – Chef Jacob Sessoms works in the kitchen at Table at night, and runs Tod’s Tasties during the day. Wow, that’s impressive. I sleep at night and nap during the day, so I gotta respect this guy’s energy!

2 – Chef Sessoms is a regular reader of my column! WOW AGAIN! That makes me wanna say squee, really loud and girly. I’m not a star-struck type of person (being a muhfickin’ superstar my muhfuckin’ self) but it’s pretty awesome whenever I hear that a chef I admire is a fan of my food writing.

3 – Wine from the Beaujolais region of France can not be given a “vintage” if there has been any irrigation, or other artificial intervention by the hand of a human, to make the grapes grow better. That is because a vintage is a year, and for a grape, any year is different from the year before, or the year after, or any other year based mostly on weather, ie: rainfall & sunshine. So, weather is the signature or thumbprint of a vintage in a way. Because of the laws in Beaujolais, a wine from that region with the year “1987” printed on the label tastes like 1987, and one that says “1993” tastes like 1993. That makes sense, even to an idiot like me.

The only reason I learned these three things, and more, is because of the 5 course wine and food pairing that Chef J invited us to! Thomas Morgan from Kermit Lynch wine importers was there, and he schooled us all on wine while we ate and drank. Actually, I don’t drink — which Chef Sessoms knew… because he reads my column!!! — so Dawn sampled the wines, while I just ate… and ate and ate and ate and ate. Five courses is a lot of courses. I attended fewer courses to get my BFA from art school! Zing! Wakka wakka! Bah-dum-pah! Not true.

So, here’s what we had, in the order we had it:

• Wine and Whisky Cocktail – It looked great! Those who tasted them said they were great, and I noticed that there wasn’t a drop left in anyone’s glass, so, draw your own conclusions. Dawn did kinda blame this one cocktail for the hangover she felt the next day, and since Mom always says “never mix the grapes and the grain,” I can see why a slight headache might result from this otherwise fine and dandy concoction. Especially when you put four or five other classes of wine on top of it. Wooooooo!

• Coffee – The coffee was courtesy of Tod’s and it was great. They have very good coffee at Tod’s, and my thanks go to Tod’s staff for keeping it coming my way all night. I’m sure it was annoying as fuck to have exactly ONE person drinking coffee.

From this point on, there’s gonna be some French words. France was the theme, along with the fact that all of the food was prepared, at least in part, on a GIANT wood-fired smoker / griller type dealio that Chef Jacob was workin’ like a mofo the whole time. I will attempt to translate some of the French words for you, as I describe the five courses we were served and the wines that were paired with them.

1) Hors D’oeuvre – Petite farcis, salade Lyonnaise, and cervelle de canut.

Translation: Some awesome fuckin’ grilled-up chunks of onions, zucchini, and summer squash, with like, grains or some such all stuffed inside, plus some really tasty little puff-pastry type jobbies with, like, spin-dip on ’em, and my fave: these cool little endive leaf canoes with sprouts and croutons and wee little hard boiled quail eggs in ’em. It was alllll really effing good. Nom nom!

2) Crab, Peach, Cucumber, and Fines Herbes in Cucumber Buttermilk – Now, mind you, it’s been a hella long time since I took my junior high French, but I’m gonna guess that “fines herbes” means “fine herbs,” aaaand… boom! I just Wikied that shit, and I was right!

This was a warm, creamy, but light soup, that was really subtle and nice and had succulent pieces of crab in it. It was refreshing, and awesome. The traditional French herbes mix was outstanding. This was Dawn’s fave dish, and it came with a “Thivin Beaujolais-Villages Rosé” that the winos… erp… I mean WINE LOVERS loved.

3) Quail, Wine Berries, Berry Leaf, & Charred Eggplant – Quails are cute. And yummy. This one was wrapped in a large berry leaf and then cooked on the smoker thingy that Chef J was working. It had it’s wee little legs akimbo, and looked like it was all cozy in it’s berry leaf blanket, ready to read a tiny book or something. I gnawed on it like a giant cave man. I feel larger when I eat quail. I also want to mention that the charred eggplant was fantastic. I’m finding that eggplant puree has become popular in good restaurants lately, and I love it! It’s very homey and comforting for some reason.

This dish was served with… here it comes… “Guy Breton ‘cuvée Marylou,’ Beaujolais-Villages” wine. Mon dieu! That’s a mouthful. Dawn and the other wine people took several mouthfuls and seemed to really enjoy it.

4) Boudin Noir, Scallop, Flageolet Beans, Sage, Lavender, and Black Plum – Boudin noir means “black sausage,” or what we all know as “blood sausage.” Gross, right? Wrong! It was frickin’ awesome and subtle and it went very well with the scallop and black plum sauce. The scallop was really nice, and sweet, and salty, and was cooked just right. Extra points for making the plum sauce mimic a puddle of blood underneath the blood sausage. A ghoulishly humorous touch. This dish was playful, and thoughtful, and very tasty, and it was my fave of the night. It came with “Domaine Chignard Julienas” wine.

What more can I say about all these various wines? People fucking loved it. It was really good wine according to everyone there.

I know I’ll take some flack because I don’t drink and some people will think that I shouldn’t even go to wine pairings, let alone review them, but I was invited to this one, and I ain’t gonna say no to that, believe me you. Besides, even if I did still drink, I wouldn’t know jack shit about wine. I drank beer. Lots and lots and lots of beer. I hated wine. If I was still a drinker and I went to a wine pairing and I drank the wine, my review would go like this: “Gah! This stuff sucks! How do people do it?!? Gim beer. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Drunk now.”

Moving on to the final course…

5) Pounded Pork Steak, Tomato, Crayfish, Quail Egg, Bitter Grapefruit, Pine Vierge – I gotta love any dish with the words “pounded pork” in the name. I also love crayfish! They look and taste just like a teeny tiny little lobster to me. I love miniature stuff, and I love lobster, so crayfish really do it for me, and they were treated well in this dish, which was fucking excellent. The pork was just right. Very tender, very tasty. The tomatoes were small, colorful, heirloom guys, and they were excellent. I’m not a huge tomato eater, but heirloom me, and I’ll love it. This dish was the star of the evening, and everyone enjoyed it very very much

It was paired with “Domaine Chignard Fleurie” wine. People loved it. Glug glug glug. All gone! Aaand that was the end of the show.

Now, don’t be jells of me and the D-Unit, B. Anyone, including you and yours can get in on the swankydoodledandiness next time around, or the time after. The price tag for this one was not cheap, but not at all unreasonable, and it included the wine. I think in terms of bang for the buck, it was a bargain.

This was Table’s 5th dinner on the Tod’s patio, and they plan on doing about six per year, with each dinner having a different theme, or reason for happening. The dinner might be in support of one of the Farmer’s markets, or co-hosted with East Fork Pottery to sell ceramics, for example, or just a “Welcome, Spring!” type of thing.

Readers who are interested can call Table to be added to their listserve and receive email invites from them.

PASTA WITH JAM SAUCE – Food Critic HQ

I’m game. I’ll do stuff. You can ask me to something, and unless it involves sunshine, cigarettes, or babysitting, I’m usually pretty game.

A new reader, named Rex contacted me recently, and asked me if I would review a dish that he would make, and bring to my house. He explained…

• It’s for a scavenger hunt he’s doing.

• To raise money for a charity.

• The dish is called “pasta with jam sauce.”

• A “legit food critic” (me???) needs to taste it and give it a review.

• And Rex could tick “Item 38” off of his scavenger list.

Done and done. Thanks, Rex, it was nice meeting you, even though the experience left a very bad taste in my mouth.

Just in case you guys missed it, my review was, “Oh, Man, that is entirely awful.” I did add, however, that it was “not completely hopeless.”

Rex said it tasted better before he added the orange juice. Blah. I still need a tic-tac.

BATTLE OF THE BURGER – Downtown Asheville

ERMERFERKINGERD!!! BERGER BERTTLLLE!!!

Well, it finally went down. The burgers were slung, the ballots were cast, and the winner was announced, all on one glorious Sunday afternoon in glorious Downtown Asheville. I ferkin’ lerved it!
The winning burger was served up by The Vault (sometimes known as the Rankin Vault) and I personally think it was a well deserved victory! Whoop whoop!

The secret to their success, in my opinion as well as that of many other’s, was their buns.

Their BURGER buns, you dirty perverts!

Although it did not hurt one bit that the front man was, like, really handsome and charming, it was his buns… their buns… the buns on these burgers… that we all raved about. They were buttered and then grilled (Fuddrucker style!), plus they were small and soft, just the way I like ’em, and oh so tasty as fuck.

Now days, none of us wants to “fill up on carbs” so, if we’re going to be stuffing bread into our meat holes, it better be fuckin’ good, nomesayin’? This bun was good. Really good. Really fucking good. Really really totally fucking tasty and very good.

I heard the handsome man say, “good buns are just as important as good meat,” and I couldn’t agree mor.. what? Okay… now get your filthy minds out of the gutter right now and try to follow along. We’re almost done, and then you can go look at internet porn or whatever…

The vault burger is made from Hickory Nut Gap farms meat, Heritage Farms bacon, cheddar cheese, arugula, onion, house-made vinaigrette, and spicy mayo.

It’s a good burger, Yo, ain’t no doubt about it.

The other top 4 burgers of the day, going by the general vibe of the crowd were:

• Farm to Fender, who had a giant line in front of their truck all afternoon.

• King James Pub, who’s sear burger is a decadent hit with anyone who tries it.

• Buffalo Nickel’s house-made cheeze whiz burger was soops pops with the peeps.

• Ambrozia delivered an awesome burger that was aaalmost Dawn’s favorite, but she felt that the inclusion of onions rings, or “anything deep fried” was “cheating.” She’s got weird rules.

The rest were really good too, but there was only one category on the ballot, and that was “Best Burger,” so there was only one winner, and that was The Vault. Congrats, Vault!

Now the Vault will be sent to Las Vegas to represent Asheville in the Nationals!

Another highlight of that day for me was meeting reader Lauren who showed me a jar of Green River Pickles in her purse and told me, “If Stu says something is good, I eat it!” NIce!

HUGE thanks go out to Kelly Densen and her crew for doing this. It was an ass-ton-o-fun, and I think that all of Asheville should be proud of Kelly, our awesome burger makers, and all the good eaters in this town. We’re totally gonna crush the nationals!

Go Asheville! Go Asheville! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go Asheville! Go Asheville! Go! Go! Go! Go!

BEST OF WNC – The Mountain Xpress

Holy shitsticks! I won a “Best of” award from the readers of the Mountain Xpress!

I placed third in the category of “Best Social Media Personality,” and I honestly couldn’t have been more surprised when they told me.

Thank you to anyone who voted for me, that was really nice of you! Wow. You guys totally rule.

Thanks as well to Jasvegas! I’d still be posting my idiotic reviews strictly for my friends on Facebook if he hadn’t taken a chance (and some grief) by posting my expletive-laced rants and raves. Especially my early one were, like, WTF???” Congrats as well to Jason for placing 1st in this same category.

Finally, thanks to the the Mountain Xpress. You and me have never really gotten along, Mountain X, and our latest attempt at working together was not good, but… there you are… and here I am… so thank you, sincerely, for giving us all the opportunity to vote for the Best of WNC in every single imaginable category every year, and for my share of wins since I moved here in 2005.

Remember when I got voted “The Thing That the Mountain Xpress Most Needs to Add,” or whatever that weird category was that one year?

At the time, we talked about adding a “Kids’ Section,” with games and puzzles and such to the X, but you didn’t bite, so now I publish my own dang paper called Asheville Flyer for Kids. So, thanks for that too!stu_helm_2013

Stu Helm is an artist and writer living in Asheville, NC, and a frequent diner at local restaurants, cafes, food trucks, and the like. His tastes run from hot dogs and mac ‘n’ cheese, to haute cuisine, and his opinions are based on a lifetime of eating out. He began writing restaurant reviews strictly to amuse his friends on Facebook in 2013.

 

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Jason Sandford is a reporter, writer, blogger and photographer interested in all things Asheville.

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42 Comments

  1. indie August 16, 2014

    Lil’ Stuie chucking down the free food and pumping those comment #s. Shocking conclusion, the free food was delish

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  2. Jacob August 15, 2014

    Stu,
    I just want to point out that I have a fantastic manager & dedicated staff that run Tod’s day-to-day. I just show up and act like I own the place.
    Otherwise, thanks for being there. We had fun. We hope everyone that joined us did also!

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  3. indie August 15, 2014

    More comments from Stu than others. I swear he is on some incentive plan (maybe just ego strokes)based on # of comments received. His shouldn’t be in the totals.

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    1. Chester August 15, 2014

      If you are complaining about his comment total why do you keep commenting?

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    2. Stu Helm August 15, 2014

      Indie.

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    3. Stu Helm August 15, 2014

      You are so dumb.

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    4. Stu Helm August 15, 2014

      It’s called a CONVERSATION with my readers.

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    5. Stu Helm August 15, 2014

      It’s FUN, and it builds COMMUNITY.

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    6. Stu Helm August 15, 2014

      It’s what normal people.

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    7. Stu Helm August 15, 2014

      DO!!!

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    8. Stu Helm August 15, 2014

      What the heck.

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    9. Stu Helm August 15, 2014

      Is YOUR incentive for being such.

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    10. Stu Helm August 15, 2014

      a complete.

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    11. Stu Helm August 15, 2014

      and.

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    12. Stu Helm August 15, 2014

      total.

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    13. Stu Helm August 15, 2014

      DOUCHE.

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    14. Stu Helm August 15, 2014

      Week.

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    15. Stu Helm August 15, 2014

      after.

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    16. Stu Helm August 15, 2014

      Week after week?

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    17. Stu Helm August 15, 2014

      We all get it:

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    18. Stu Helm August 15, 2014

      YOU. DON’T. LIKE. ME.

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    19. Stu Helm August 15, 2014

      So what?

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    20. Stu Helm August 15, 2014

      Nobody effing cares.

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  4. luther blissett August 15, 2014

    Next up from Stu: an intimate nine-course tasting soiree prepared by three mystery chefs, where he and five other diners are blindfolded, loaded into the back of a pickup and driven out to an abandoned farmhouse in Madison County, then fed foraged delicacies off hand-carved wooden plates.

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    1. Stu Helm August 15, 2014

      Count me in!

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      1. boatrcoker August 15, 2014

        luther blisset (not capitalized) is a former pro football player, and not a real poster in Asheville.
        Sure you wanna contradict yourself about all those anonymous posters that don’t agree with you? Is a troll who kisses ass ‘your’ troll, or is a troll still a troll?

        I used to think you were cool for outing Mtn X for asking you to wear the rose colored glasses to post only positive reviews (as you posted yourself above). You traded money for ego. Classy. I actually enjoyed
        reading about pointing out certain restaurants and the Emperor’s New Clothes, but oh well.

        As soon as your hair goes all the way gray there will be a fresh faced 23 yr old UNCA lit grad who gets the same street cred and steals your spot here.

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  5. Radio Follower August 15, 2014

    Matt at Blue Mountain Pizza is a wonderful man. And, as you found out Stu, responsive. The food is fantastic, the staff solid and they have donated over $50,000 to the Weaverville Community.

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  6. Radio Follower August 15, 2014

    Matt at Blue Mountain Pizza is a wonderful man. And, as you found out, Stu, responsive. The food is fantastic, the staff solid and they have donated over $50,000 to the Weaverville Community.

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  7. David August 15, 2014

    Looks like I got told! I also learned sonething. Thanks for that. Good luck with your bickering!

    Spencer Kimball said:
    “Profanity is the effort of a feeble brain to express itself forcibly.”

    “Rudeness is the weak [person’s] imitation of strength.” – Eric Hoffer

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    1. Stu Helm August 15, 2014

      Yes, you did get told, David, very thoroughly in fact. People are laughing at you, and that should should embarrass you, yet here you are again, digging your hole deeper and deeper.

      And who are you, “David?” Why don’t you come over to my Facebook page and out yourself? Oh wait, I know why: It’s because trolls, such as yourself, are cowardly at heart. Prove me wrong and come over to Facebook. No? I didn’t think so.

      And , just in case you didn’t realize this: YOU started the “bickering” with your original ignorant statement, attacking my integrity. Jackass.

      Can you at least admit that you were wrong on, like, four counts in that comment?

      Probably not, because another trait of trolls such as yourself is that they never ever seem to be able to admit, even when it’s clearly pointed out to them in no uncertain terms, that they have their heads firmly up their asses.

      Aaand finally, here’s a couple of quotes for you:

      “Profanity is an ancient and legitimate form of self expression.” -Stu Helm

      “Using third-party quotes is the effort of a feeble brain to express itself intelligently.” – Stu Helm

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    2. Stu Helm August 15, 2014

      I didn’t know who Spencer Kimball was so I looked him up and here’s a couple of his other famous quotes:

      “Homosexuality is an ugly sin, repugnant to those who find no temptation in it, as well as to many past offenders who are seeking a way out of its clutches. It is embarrassing and unpleasant…”

      – Spencer W. Kimball

      “… it [masturbation] too often leads to grievous sin, even to that sin against nature, homosexuality. For, done in private, it evolves often into mutual masturbation – practiced with another person of the same sex – and thence into total homosexuality.”

      – Spencer W. Kimball

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      1. chris August 15, 2014

        Ok, Stu, that was kinda brilliant. 🙂

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  8. Brian August 14, 2014

    You have an office chair?

    (agree with you on the tpyo thing – just phat fingers – not ignance)

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  9. David August 14, 2014

    Correcting their ignorant mistakes? Who misspelled nickel then corrected it on the sly, after it was pointed out?

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    1. Stu Helm August 14, 2014

      A careful reading of my column would reveal that I actually typed “ignorant statements” not “ignorant mistakes.”

      Even so, misspelling a word is called a typo, and is not generally born of ignorance, but of a slip of the fingers.

      Correcting any such typos would not be done “on the sly,” but would rather just be… done.

      Like, it wouldn’t be done in secret or by dark of night, but it would just be done whenever Jason might get to it, if he has time to correct my typos, which most of the time he doesn’t.

      If a reader actually points out a typo, he is more likely to correct it.

      Jason is the editor of Ashveags, BTW, not me. He corrected that particular typo, and any others, not me.

      So your comment is actually a perfect example of a completely ignorant statement by an anonymous troll.

      Thank you for that.

      Ladies and gentlemen, let’s have a round of applause for David.

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      1. chris August 15, 2014

        “Ashvegas”!

        Just be glad you didn’t type it Ashvages! Is vages the plural of vag? It reads like “wages”…

        Maybe vagges? But that sorta reads like “bags”.

        Perhaps vazhes? Les vazhes. Yeah, I think that’s the winner.

        Sorry, couldn’t help myself! 🙂

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  10. Lauren August 14, 2014

    STUMEISTER!!!!! I made it into your review!!! Yippee! Loved meeting you and Dawn at the WNC Burger Battle and thanks for the selfie op and the shout out in your column. Those Green River pickles are. the. bomb. And todays review is just as groove-delicious as your others…rock on and hope to share a bite with you guys again SOON!

    The Laurenator

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    1. Stu Helm August 14, 2014

      Hell yeah, you got a shout out, Lauren! It’s not every day a woman opens her purse and shows me a jar of pickles. Thanks for introducing yourself!

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  11. White Lightnin' August 14, 2014

    There should be a contest to guess how many obscenities Stu will use in a column. A tie breaker could be guessing how many typos.

    -=WL=-

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    1. Stu Helm August 14, 2014

      Ha ha! You don’t know how hard I look for those typos, my friend. I wish I had a copy editor, but that profession is a thing of the past. I also wish I could correct the typos after I see them on Ashvegas, but one they’re up, they’re up, and I’d have to bug Jason to change them, so I let them ride.

      Y’know, I challenge anyone to write as much as I do, as fast and frequently as I do, without a proof reader, and not have any typos. I ain’t easy.

      As evidenced by my many many typos.

      The swears on the other hand, those come easy and I don’t hold ’em back. Wooooo! Why should I?

      I like to swear. It’s fun!

      The only reason I’m not swearing right now is because when you swear in these comments, they have to be moderated, and I hate that!

      Thanks for reading! Please forgive my typos.

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      1. jack-ass August 14, 2014

        Seriously “White Lightnin”? Your a dipshit. Judging from your super awesome southern derivative screen name I’m guessing you watch that uber realistic show about people who are being filmed producing “illegal” corn whiskey. From that I also gather that you are a grammar scholar…I am glad to see that all of the lovely folk that loved to chime in on the Citizen-Times website have made their way over to this blog for lack of a Facebook page to log in with on the former. You sir are what gives the lovely native folk from this fine region a bad name. Oh and fuck, fuck, fuckity, fuck fuck. I happen to think, personally, that obscenities are a beautiful use of diction and evoke an air of emphasis that non obscenities just won’t quite convey. So please go read the Asheville Tribune and suckle at the tit of both Tim “asshat” Moffit and Tom ” I’m gonna fuck you all in the ass” Tillet and leave us good natured fun loving readers of this fine blog alone. Fuck.

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        1. White Lightnin' August 15, 2014

          It’s “you’re’ a dipshit, not ‘your.’

          The fact that you don’t know the difference proves whom the dipshit in this conversation truly is.

          PS- Suck it.

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