Craigslist Asheville: I lost my car in East Asheville cause I as blackout drunk on my 21st

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Jason Sandford

Jason Sandford is a reporter, writer, blogger and photographer interested in all things Asheville.

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Screen shot 2013-08-29 at 9.21.43 AMAnother classic Craigslist Asheville post. Enjoy:

LOST: My car on my 21st birthday (East Asheville)
So. Long story short, yesterday was my 21st birthday, I ended up parking my gold Toyota Corolla somewhere and proceeded to walk home.
The problem is that I just moved to Asheville about two weeks ago and really don’t know the town that well yet. Also, it being my 21st birthday, I was blackout drunk..

I parked my car in East Asheville, this is the only solid fact that I know.
NOT A JOKE.

It’s a 2007 Gold Toyota Corolla with a Dashboard Jesus, flowers on the dash and a rosary hanging from the rearview mirror. There are a number of stickers on the back of my car, “I break for manatees” an “Obama/Biden” sticker, a Santa Cruz sticker, but most importantly there’s a sticker on the lower right side of my bumper that is a Llama with the name “Simon” next to it.
My car has a California plate reading 6AAR490.

If you SEE or HAVE SEEN THIS CAR PLEASE CONTACT ME. because I really need my car and really can’t do anything but search for it until i find it.

thanks,
call Savannah at 530.355.8406 or email if you’ve seen my car and know where it’s parked.

Thank you loyal reader Jen for this one!

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Jason Sandford

Jason Sandford is a reporter, writer, blogger and photographer interested in all things Asheville.

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11 Comments

  1. Larry September 12, 2014

    Sounds like this person fits in to Freakville like a glove.

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  2. A mom September 15, 2013

    I think you need to return to California because we don’t need anymore drunks here killing innocent people. Were you the one painting the graffity on the building near Westgate? Shame on you

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    1. joe schenk December 8, 2013

      graffity is not a word; graffiti is.

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    2. gary October 8, 2014

      What do you mean we don’t need more drunks,she parked her car to walk home.

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  3. Bobo Pho August 29, 2013

    Hey dude, I saw it at the Zaxby’s parking last night.

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  4. Sigma August 29, 2013

    “…most importantly there’s a sticker on the lower right side of my bumper that is a Llama with the name “Simon” next to it.”

    So good!

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  5. Murphy August 29, 2013

    maybe it was towed away …

    the City of Asheville requires tow companies provide the APD with the tag numbers of cars towed within the City Limits … due to the predatory towing that used to be common place.

    Not sure if Buncombe County has a similar policy in place.

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  6. JML August 29, 2013

    hilarious and sad

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  7. Radio Follower August 29, 2013

    Vintage!

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  8. Sean August 29, 2013

    Awesome! I’ll keep an eye out.

    Sean

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  9. Mike August 29, 2013

    So, was this person ‘Blackout Drunk’ and driving? Then forgot where they parked it before they walked home?

    I sure hope they parked it PRIOR to getting this drunk.

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