OK folks, I know you’re sick of the festivals and vegetables. It’s time to get back to business.
We’ve been a little slack on keeping our finger on the WLOSers. But let notice be served that we’re back. Hell, it’s time. November sweeps are just a few Jon Le puns away. (OK, maybe a ton of puns away, but you get the point.)
Over the past couple of weeks, we’ve seen the return of the soapbox; Bob Cobweb stumbling and bumbling his way through a noon weather forecast (turn your notice in, Bob?); the departure of JenX, who WLOS kissed off with not much more than a session of putt-putt with Stan; and Russ reporting totally botching (in our humble opinion) a report on the death of a Haywood County teen – first he died of a drug overdose, then the kid turned into a “scholar student” who never, ever did anything wrong, according to friends.
So, time to get back to it, my pretties. Know that we are watching. Always watching.
ps
Ashvegas received reports Sunday that Russ, despite his poor reporting on the dead teen, was looking cute in his gym shorts Sunday afternoon, though it definitely looks like his belly has grown. Gotta hit that tread mill harder, Russell!
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That’s funny what you say about Russ. But of all the fat people on WLOS you’d think you might pick someone else to talk about. Even if Russ has gained a little he’s a pea compared to the rest.