What went on in the dungeon?

We’re still trying to figure out all this talk about a castration dungeon over in Haywood County. Needless to say, the media is having a ball with this story.

The three guys the cops arrested were real nut jobs. There’s no two ways about it. The suspects are accused of cutting on consenting adults, but that’s still illegal. So what, exactly, was going on?

Sheriff Tom Alexander said two of the men were “married.” One guy’s name was Rick, and they referred to him as “Master Rick.” Cops also said the guys referred to a room in the house as a “dungeon.” There, the cops found all kinds of medical equipment and neuticles and DVDs and stuff. (More on the neuticles in a minute.)

So let’s piece this together. Rick could have been a dungeon master. A dungeon master, as far as I can tell from reading up on my fetishes, dominates his “slaves” and gives sexual pleasure by inflicting pain through such implements as whips, leather straps and electric paddles. (A police search warrant said police confiscated electric paddles.) This is most definitely some hardcore kink that you could find searching on tubev sex and other adult sites.

So thats one element. But back to the castration. What’s happening there? Were the castrations sex change operations? Were they done for the sexual pleasure of those doing the cutting or those getting the unkindest cut of all? Or perhaps for the pleasure of a third party? These operations were apparently videotaped, according to police, who said they seized a camera and tripod, as well as DVDs and CDs.

In the police search warrant, someone told the cops that a guy had his balls cut off and replaced with neuticles, which are silicone implants made for dogs. Only then the guy complained that his fake balls were too big.

That’s a real ball-breaker.