Here’s why: Kelly just won “America’s Stupidest Dance Competition” or something like that. (Actually, it was “Dancing With the Stars,” and by stars, we mean J. Peterman or whatever his name is, Evander Holyfield and the Bachelorette.) We’d never heard of Kelly Monaco until we saw her, skimpily clad, skipping across a ballroom floor. Yes, the show sucked us in. Then we learned about the hardluck story of Kelly Monaco, a simple girl, really, who just wanted to act. So she showed us her Betties in Playboy in 1997, then hit Baywatch. Still unfilled, she finally landed the role of Sam on “General Hospital.” Always the underdog, Kelly finally won something by winning that dance competition and cheesey trophy. Good for you, Kelly. You make us proud.
(By the way, the bars are ours. If you want the full Monty, go find it yourself.)