Press release here:
Ash,
The big news is that tickets for The 27th Annual Bernstein Family Christmas Spectacularare now on sale at www.themagneticfield.com. Presented by The Magnetic Theatre in The Magnetic Field (372 Depot Street in the River Arts District), the show will only have 12 performances on a pretty crazy schedule, December 8-22, due to Bernstein Family complications and sensitivities. And since the performance house only seats 64, your readers may wish to make a purchase a.s.a.p. Tickets are $12, with discounts available for students, seniors, and groups.
Jimmy Bernstein, concerned that the words “family,” “Christmas,” and “spectacular” might attract the wrong audience, has thoughtfully prepared the attached public service announcement. Readers should give it a listen in order to avoid an complications and sensitivities of their own.
Best,
Steven Samuels
2 Comments
Nate, if this is still happening, let me know and I'll disable.
Yikes! Every time I hit your main page, or hit this page, it RE downloads this mp3 message from the Bernstein Family. Am I the only one this is happening to?