1. When an 11-year-old taps his nose and tells you “Bat in a cave,” that means you’ve got a booger that needs tending.
2. Fifth-grade girls heart Nintendo DS, a system like a Gameboy that has the capacity to link up and communicate with other Nintendo DSs within a short radius. The girls can instant message things like, “Tell Luis I love him, and send kisses.” It’s virtual note-passing. Nintendo Dogs, or a name similar, is also apparently very cool.
3. Speaking of fifth-grade cool, you’re not unless you have some sort of gizmo. Kids today take their pick: Nintendo, Gameboy, PSP, Ipod, or any other CD player, mp3 player or handheld game.
4. Halloweentown was on Nickelodean and it’s apparently a cool movie. “Return to Halloweentown” is the latest.
5. It’s ok to burst into tears for no apparent reason in front of your fifth-grade friends. This wasn’t the case back in the day.
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Love number one. Hate it when people ignore pepper in my teeth, bats in my caves, and, as my girl calls it, eye goo.
Good information to have.
I heard you cried a lot in 5th grade. It’s OK buddy. Just let it out. There you go. Here, blow. Just let it out. Those guys really aren’t your friends, are they?