The great debate over ‘Footprints’

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Great Washington Post story here about the legal battle over the ownership of the sappy poem “Footprints:”

Here you have what is perhaps one of the world’s sappiest pieces of writing, that nevertheless gives uplift to countless believers who’ve found themselves down in the dumps. For years it was attributed to “Anonymous,” which has a sweetness about it, a mysterious provenance indicating a profundity that transcends the mortal pen.

At least a dozen people have insisted that the lines of “Footprints in the Sand” came to them alone, usually by divine spark, differing only by a few words here and there. The stanzas all tell a similar story: Narrator dreams he is walking on a beach with the Lord (sometimes God, sometimes Jesus). After a while, narrator turns around and sees only one set of footprints. What gives? the narrator asks the Lord — You promised You would walk with me, even in the bad times, but I see from my lone set of footprints that You weren’t there! Ah, but, the Lord replies : The single set of footprints are when I carried you through the bad times. (Cue the gulls, the gentle sound of waves and the warmth of insight.)

The only problem is one of nagging details: proof of authorship, original publication, copyright, notarization, that sort of thing. “Footprints” has been adapted into different languages, and worse, a pop song co-produced by Simon Cowell. As a sure sign of its familiarity, it has also been wickedly parodied. (“Bull-[bleep], Jesus, Those Are Obviously My Footprints,” joked an Onion headline 10 years ago.)

2 Comments

RadioLongAgo June 3, 2008 - 4:06 pm

Great Catnap…!

Catnap June 2, 2008 - 8:32 pm

I can’t remember where this came from originally:
I asked, "Lord, what about when there was only one set of footprints and also a straight line with bootprints on one side and small, round circles on the other?" The Lord replied, "Those were the times that I carried you, and we were joined by a pirate pushing a wheelbarrow."

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