This is the first piece of real mail I’ve received at the official Ashvegas PO Box. It’s the official “Jesus” video. Thank you, Jesus.
For all of those of you who will never write me, I’ll pimp the address one more time:
Ashvegas
PO Box 16561
28816
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Weaverville Woman: You got a rapture call? Damn, girl! Get on wit yer bad self.
a video? shoooo … i got a personal call!
my phone rang just after 3:00 am one morning and i answered it, of course, expecting to hear that someone in my family had just died.
but it was a jesus call! the male voice asked me (in a very drunken state, i might add) if i knew if jesus loved me. after i answered that i was pretty sure he did, he sang ‘jesus loves me’ to me.
and you only got a video through the mail? how totally impersonal!
Nothin’ new there Vegas.. They’ve been handing em out in WNC for years:
“‘Jesus’ floods county mailboxes”
http://search.hendersonvillenews.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20040416/NEWS/404160320&SearchID=73220076732268
I gave mine to my Mom, along with a DVD player, for Mother’s Day last year.
-WL-
Damn, I was going to mail you my copy of the Jesus DVD.
we saw a copy of that dvd sitting on a table in front of circle on the square the other night. cheaply-made dvds are the new chick tracts, i guess…