Warning: bestiality ahead
In military pilot jargon, if you’ve “screwed the pooch,” you’ve fracked up. But apparently some folks in Macon County take that phrase a little more literally.
Russ “Beefcake” Bowen said Friday that a Macon man was convicted of raping a boy boy. WLOSers warned us to put the children out of the room before the story went forward.
The man molested the boy “in every way possible,” the young female prosecutor told Russ. The prosecutor said the man forced the boy to have sex with his pet pit bull, then forced the boy to watch him have sex with the dog.
Russ sprinkled his report with apparent video of the man’s home, a dump of a house. A pit bull stood in the yard, as did a small poodly-looking doggie.
A jury sentenced the pooch pumper to 61 years in prison. Russ said the 42-year-old will likely die in prison.
Follow the money
The Salvation Army’s red kettle campaign started Friday. But where does the money go? That was the big question WLOSers posed. They answered it by asking charities – where does the money we give you go? They said, of course, that most of it goes to helping people in need. More than 80 percent. Well, that’s not telling us much. WLOS said we could go to the Better Business Bureau, and they’ll tell us if anybody has complained about a charity.
Parade today
If you’re going to be in downtown Ashvegas Saturday, you better go early. Streets are being shut right now as floats begin lining up for the parade, which starts at 2 p.m. Some 100,000 people are expected to come out and watch.
Sweeps story coming up
News 13 investigates a better bra. Can’t wait!
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The sinclair station in Columbus already ran the better bra story. I guess that’s what newscentral is up to these days.
At least I think it was the sinclair station. I only watch the first three minutes of the news then they start talking about the weather. I can see it out my window. Or I use the weather deal on my direct tv. You push a button and get the forecast and the current conditions and you don’t have to listen to a "meteoroligist" tell you what happened yesterday.
Ron, be afraid. Be very afraid.
Saw the Punnyman filming his "7 Wonders" report at the Grove Arcade, which apparently ranks as a wonder. And we got reports that Kassandra Special K was at an Ashvegas Mexi restaurant.
They’re everywhere!
Everyone has a bad day occasionally, but yesterday I had the misfortune to run into The Blunderful One filming her travelling on airplanes with liquids story at Target in Arden, and then saw Punnyman at Flight Grill down here in Hooterville. Is WLOS following me? Should I be concerned?