Red Cross benefit set for Saturday to include great line-up of great Asheville talent

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Hi all, Sneaky McFly, your loyal, if not so humble, narrator here.  As you may know, the house that Sneaky built, home of Hot Tub Church and the infamous Pirate/Catholic School girl parties, caught fire last week.  The fire ravished the top half of the house and water and smoke took care of the rest and left the current residents of the Pirate Cove without possessions and homeless.  Now, don’t feel sorrow for us because, fortunately, I kept up with the insurance payments and we are living large at the Ramada Inn and are in the process of finding living arrangements for the next 6 months while the Pirate Cove is rebuilt.  In the meantime, some of the performers in town in conjunction with the good folks at the Hookah Bar put plans for  a benefit show for us in the works.  Well, we would feel bad taking your money when we know we will be okay as soon as the insurance kicks in.  We decided the show must go on and we would love to get everyone together for a big “we are still alive hug” but now the show will benefit the Red Cross who were there on the scene soon after the brave men and women of the Buncombe County Fire Dept. got that rager under control.   So Sat. night will see the hookah Bar stage graced with a veritable who’s who of talent in asheville.  Just take a look at the lineup will you…

Bootstraps Burlesque

Seduction Sideshow

One Leg Up Gypsy Jazz

Bellydancers of Baraka Mundi

Theatre du Fetiche

John Wilkes Booth and the Black Tooth

Members of Unifire Theatre 

Members of Surreal Circus

DJ GalaxC Girl

VJ’s and much much more.  The whole show will be in a talent show format and feature as master of ceremonies Onca Ponatime, Morganna Le Fatale, Ambra Lionstone and Sneaky McFly…

Costumes are encouraged and we would love to see you dressed up in one of the themes of the many many themed parties that went on at the Pirate Cove…Options would include Pirate, Gypsy, Cowboy, Indian, Karate Kid, Luao, Vampire, Practical Joke, Titanic, Heros and Villians, and of course…Catholic School girl was always an option.  It’s a freaky Christmas party that does something good. 

The cover is only $7 and doors open at nine.  We will take walk-in performers if there is time but if you are a musician, juggler, poet, burlesquer, etc etc you should contact me at voodookins@gmail.com and reserve a space on the list. 

Sneaky McFLy