Park Square Park rules: No bathing in fountain; no loud or unusual noises; no camping, etc.

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bekka May 10, 2011 - 2:03 pm

City will soon announce they are changing the name to"Minimal Enjoyment Square".
All for the "Unusual Noise" party..willing to donate funds for a kazoo squad.

Max May 9, 2011 - 6:22 pm

I farted loudly in the new park today. I was not cited.

bekka May 8, 2011 - 11:52 pm

So..going there will be like Sunday at Grandma's house(Sit still,don't touch anything, keep it down, no smoking)?Will the benches be coated in plastic too?

boogs56 May 8, 2011 - 12:15 pm

yeah, okay, a lot of it is standard park fare, but i think this calls for an Unusual Noise Party. perhaps a glockenspiel and some tambourines could be involved.

Lesley May 6, 2011 - 9:51 pm

No turkey gobbles or pig snorts!

WNCRod May 6, 2011 - 1:29 pm

Unusual noises?

E May 5, 2011 - 10:06 pm

I'm all for respecting public places, but doesn't this look similar to The Code of Hammurabi?

Jeff May 5, 2011 - 4:23 pm

Darn it! I had planned on going down there and making an unusual noise.

ashevillain May 5, 2011 - 2:55 pm

Anyone remember the lady who used to get naked in the old fountain at Pritchard Park? That was funny.

AA-1 May 5, 2011 - 2:38 pm

Why is noise so great when it is usual and unwelcome if it is UNusual?

Bebe May 5, 2011 - 2:03 pm

The "new" Pack Square Park downtown is totally UNDERWHELMING!

Zappa May 5, 2011 - 2:00 am

But where shall the hippies and homeless bathe?

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