Now playing at The Magnetic Theatre: The drunkest version of a play you’ve ever seen

Ok, this sounds cray-cray. You need to be there:

You’ve probably heard about Julian Vorus’s crazed Rock Saber at The Magnetic Theatre by now (the C-T said that it had “unspeakable acts, performed before your very eyes, onstage” and Mountain Xpress said that it was “outright hilarious” and “an exciting departure”). 

Well, Saturday we’re doing something over the top, even for us! Saturday at Midnight we’re doing a special showing, called Drunk Saber. Here’s the deal: you can buy drinks for the cast, during the show, and they have to drink them. Yes, we have no idea what will happen either, but we know it’s going to be some damn crazy type of spectacle. 

Tickets are moving quickly for the show, but if you want to come there’s a special friend discount I’ve enabled for just this show, that will give you $2 off. The discount code is Rock. I definitely recommend getting tickets ahead of time. 

See you soon!

Yrs,

Chall