We miss Margene. Actually, we really miss Big Love, that HBO big show of Mormon love. So to get us through, we check in on Margene’s blog. Then we miss her some more.
Confession time…and this one;s pretty out there…but I hope it’s not TOO out there, but…sometimes I think about Bill…and his wife…I know, I know, I know…it’s weird…I don’t obsess about it…it just comes into my head from time to time…I mean, he definitely has sex with his wife. (If he’s like the other Mormon guys I know, he has sex with his wife a lot…) And I wonder what that’s like…what they do….who’s in charge…where they do it…when…I wonder if he ever goes home for lunch and they do it in the living room…I wonder if they kiss a lot during it…I hope she’s not cold…I wonder if she’s loud…I wonder if she’s ever given him road head…I wonder if they’ve ever done it in Home Plus somewhere…that would be incredible…where would they do it…his office…in one of the bathtubs…in a check out aisle…I wonder if she’s good…I bet he’s good…but I wonder if she’s good and appreciates how good he is…I wonder if they travel a lot and have done it in a nice hotel during a really orange sunset…I wonder if he’s a sweater…I hope she doesn’t just lay there…I wonder if he ever gets behind her…I wonder what they look like after…I wonder if they ever do it in the shower…or the bath…or on the floor…I wonder if they’ve ever woken the kids up…I wonder if she likes being on top…I wonder what they smell like together…I wonder what he tastes like…
All I can do is…wonder…
I’m probably gonna have dirty dreams tonight…I’ll keep you posted.
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The syntax is the problem, Ash (no offense, syntax!). It should read, "I wonder if he sweats a lot while he’s banging his wife" or something to that effect.
well how are you SUPPOSED to spell it, Edgy?
sorry syntax!
gaaaaahhhhh…. i thought i was doing better, moving along through the kubler-ross model, and then you put up that picture of ginnifer goodwin and i remembered that i was really, really, really missing big love too. 🙂
ah well – at least we’ll have entourage and the sopranos to tide us over until june 17th.
"I wonder if he’s a sweater"? Or if he’s a coat?